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Asian Food Puns

A list of puns related to "Asian Food"

If Asian food has umami, then what does Mexican food have?

Ay papi!

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👤︎ u/TommylovesGames
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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How do Asian bears cook their food?

With a Pan-duh

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👤︎ u/thelummx
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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What do you call evil asian food?

Bad thai

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👤︎ u/JJ_The_Pikazard
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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So I was trying to decide if my favorite type of Asian food is Chinese or Japanese...

I decided to call it a Thai

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👤︎ u/bigstick713
📅︎ Apr 24 2018
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When we have a kid I want to make Asian baby food!

Me: Well, that seem unethical.

Wife: Because it's healthy?

Me: I don't see why it's healthy or ethical to eat asian babies.

Wife: ...I meant Asian food for babies.

Me: Oh! Well that makes more sense.

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👤︎ u/monopanda
📅︎ Jul 02 2014
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Dad joked by my toddler....a proud day

Wife made asian food for dinner last night, Tofu/Rice/Veggies/Chicken Wontons.

Toddler is killing the wontons and we teach him how to say "wonton" so he can ask for more correctly.

As he's stuffing another piece into his mouth I ask him "hey bubba, do you like wontons?"

To which my son replies, "No..like twotons"

My son's first joke and it's a dad joke...i'm just so proud lol....

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👤︎ u/jaheiner
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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My punny Asian restaurant

If I had an Asian restaurant, it would either be called 'Sum Ting Good' or 'Asian Food and Dim Sum.'

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👤︎ u/GenYDaily
📅︎ Nov 06 2014
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I need some puns about "Soup". Please help.
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👤︎ u/InfoSeekerDog
📅︎ Feb 02 2015
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I couldn't decide what Asian food I wanted more: Japanese or Chinese, so.....

I just called it a Thai

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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