A list of puns related to "Asian Food"
Ay papi!
With a Pan-duh
Bad thai
I decided to call it a Thai
Me: Well, that seem unethical.
Wife: Because it's healthy?
Me: I don't see why it's healthy or ethical to eat asian babies.
Wife: ...I meant Asian food for babies.
Me: Oh! Well that makes more sense.
Wife made asian food for dinner last night, Tofu/Rice/Veggies/Chicken Wontons.
Toddler is killing the wontons and we teach him how to say "wonton" so he can ask for more correctly.
As he's stuffing another piece into his mouth I ask him "hey bubba, do you like wontons?"
To which my son replies, "No..like twotons"
My son's first joke and it's a dad joke...i'm just so proud lol....
If I had an Asian restaurant, it would either be called 'Sum Ting Good' or 'Asian Food and Dim Sum.'
My grandfather said this one while we were eating...
G-Pa: Asian accent Do you like seafood?
Me: Uhh...I guess?
G-Pa: Opens mouth. See food!
I just called it a Thai
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