If Asian food has umami, then what does Mexican food have?

Ay papi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommylovesGames
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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How do Asian bears cook their food?

With a Pan-duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelummx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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What do you call evil asian food?

Bad thai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JJ_The_Pikazard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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So I was trying to decide if my favorite type of Asian food is Chinese or Japanese...

I decided to call it a Thai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigstick713
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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When we have a kid I want to make Asian baby food!

Me: Well, that seem unethical.

Wife: Because it's healthy?

Me: I don't see why it's healthy or ethical to eat asian babies.

Wife: ...I meant Asian food for babies.

Me: Oh! Well that makes more sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monopanda
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2014
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Dad joked by my toddler....a proud day

Wife made asian food for dinner last night, Tofu/Rice/Veggies/Chicken Wontons.

Toddler is killing the wontons and we teach him how to say "wonton" so he can ask for more correctly.

As he's stuffing another piece into his mouth I ask him "hey bubba, do you like wontons?"

To which my son replies, "No..like twotons"

My son's first joke and it's a dad joke...i'm just so proud lol....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaheiner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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My punny Asian restaurant

If I had an Asian restaurant, it would either be called 'Sum Ting Good' or 'Asian Food and Dim Sum.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenYDaily
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2014
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What a classy man, he is.

My grandfather said this one while we were eating...

G-Pa: Asian accent Do you like seafood?

Me: Uhh...I guess?

G-Pa: Opens mouth. See food!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minutes2Midnight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2013
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I need some puns about "Soup". Please help.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfoSeekerDog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2015
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I couldn't decide what Asian food I wanted more: Japanese or Chinese, so.....

I just called it a Thai

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