Friend: You tried Yakiniku when you were in Japan?
Friend: What kind?
Me: I had horumon
Friend: Oh... that's offal.
Me: It really was.
His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.
wok this way?
It was a Thai
"Mashed potatoes, meatballs. Balls, meet mashed potatoes."
Because of its short tempura.
It's called Lo Mein on the Totem Pole.
It was the breast of crimes. It was the wurst of crimes.
But eventually my wife told me to stop with the copypasta.
The wurst part is the sausage.
... fully lawful to feel awful after getting full off all that falafel.
My girlfriend and I went to dinner with my parents tonight and one of the specials was crab wontons. My girlfriend asked the server, "how much is the wonton special?" But just before the server could answer, dad chimes in:
"The wonton special? Oh that's about 2000 pounds. I don't know what the price is though." Followed by a shit eating grin.
Thanks for always being so helpful, dad.
Did you hear the joke about the souffle? It falls a little flat.