Japanese Cuisine

Friend: You tried Yakiniku when you were in Japan?

Me: Yeah.

Friend: What kind?
Me: I had horumon

Friend: Oh... that's offal.

Me: It really was.

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Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...

His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.

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📅︎ Jun 11
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Are chefs that learn Asian cuisine told to

wok this way?

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Girlfriend challenged me to an Asian Cuisine eating contest

It was a Thai

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👤︎ u/Coolface2k
📅︎ Feb 01
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What do you call someone who is obsessed with French culture and cuisine?

A OUI-aboo

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👤︎ u/Smoosh_ngk
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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What is the favorite cuisine of a cannibal?

Thigh Food

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👤︎ u/dadNigga
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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I introduced a friend of mine to Swedish cuisine.

"Mashed potatoes, meatballs. Balls, meet mashed potatoes."

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📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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InterRICEal cuisine
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📅︎ Aug 14 2018
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Why was the young shrimp not popular in Japanese cuisine?

Because of its short tempura.

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👤︎ u/buttengine
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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My new restaurant is a fusion of Chinese and Native Alaskan cuisines.

It's called Lo Mein on the Totem Pole.

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📅︎ Feb 25 2018
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A friend told me it should be illegal to make jokes about women, cuisine, and literature.

It was the breast of crimes. It was the wurst of crimes.

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👤︎ u/N-Slash
📅︎ Sep 14 2017
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What do you call authentic South Korean cuisine?

Seoul food.

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👤︎ u/Xcalibur02
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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For a very long time, I would just make the same italian cuisine over and over again...

But eventually my wife told me to stop with the copypasta.

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👤︎ u/C0NSTABEL
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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According to critics of fundamental components of German cuisine

The wurst part is the sausage.

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📅︎ Jan 11 2017
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Despite much doubt concerning the legality of his excess consumption of Greek cuisine, it was indeed..

... fully lawful to feel awful after getting full off all that falafel.

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📅︎ Apr 22 2015
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Dad shows his knowledge of Asian cuisine

My girlfriend and I went to dinner with my parents tonight and one of the specials was crab wontons. My girlfriend asked the server, "how much is the wonton special?" But just before the server could answer, dad chimes in:

"The wonton special? Oh that's about 2000 pounds. I don't know what the price is though." Followed by a shit eating grin.

Thanks for always being so helpful, dad.

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👤︎ u/Lights0ff
📅︎ Nov 29 2015
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Dad's take on fine French cuisine.

Did you hear the joke about the souffle? It falls a little flat.

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👤︎ u/barthm1
📅︎ Nov 13 2016
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My dad isn't a fan of Asian cuisine.

Me: "And then we all went out for Thai food..." Dad: "Oh. I don't like strings in my food." Me: pauses; thinks "What?" Dad: "TIED food!"

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