Apparently, you can't use beef stew as a password...
I guess it's not stroganoff
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Did you hear about the man who died while eating beef stew?
Police ruled it a stewicide.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
the other night, my dad taught me his famous stew recipe. it went great, the only issue we had was with the herbs i wanted to use. he told me βyouβre wrong about the parsley...
but thatβs okay because youβre right on thymeβ
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Did you know there are exactly 239 beans in Irish stew?
Any more and it would be two farty...
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︎ Mar 08 2020
After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...
She wants me to simmer down!
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I burned my rabbit stew.
Now itβs a hare overdone.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Security professionals advise to never use βbeef stewβ as a password
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Today while discussing game meats and a kangaroo stew I made a few years back, my coworker pointed out that with the Australian wild fires you wonβt be able to get much kangaroo meat these days...
My reply without missing a beat β youβll be able to buy it, you just wonβt be able to buy it rare.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
How do you turn stew into gold?
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︎ Mar 16 2020
When I used beef stew as my password, my account wouldnβt let me.
Apparently itβs not stronganoff.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
I ordered rabbit stew at the pub the other day...
The server drops the rabbit stew off at my table and starts walking away.
I call him back and say, "There's a hare in my stew."
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︎ Dec 24 2019
I tried changing my password to "beef_stew"
But it wasn't acceptable. It wasn't stroganoff
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︎ Jan 15 2020
My wife made beef stew to clear my stuffed nose...
...bud I don'd dink it was strogonoff.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Whatβs the difference between stew and soup?
One is stewpendous and the other is souper
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Why did dad return the rabbit stew to the waiter
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︎ Jun 27 2019
My friend tried to get me to eat a rabbit stew.
I couldn't do it. It had a hare in it.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
WHAT IS EXTREMELY SPOOKY HALLOWEEN STEW FOR YOU TO EAT
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︎ Oct 29 2018
I tried to change my password to "Beef Stew" last night
but the computer said it wasn't Stroganoff
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︎ Oct 22 2018
Rabbit stew
I'm at a restaurant with my family and the waitress come to take our order. I get the rabbit stew and 20 minutes later, she brings it by. As she puts the dish down, my dad looks at her straight in the eye and says, " there seems to be a hare in that", while pointing at my dish. It took her a second, but as she got it.
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︎ Jan 15 2014
Why does Michael Bay always burn his stew?
Because the recipe said "Bay Leaves"
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︎ Mar 11 2017
This stew is so good we should call it...
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︎ Sep 28 2015
My husband was cooking a pot of stew and I asked him how far away dinner was.
He replied, "oh, about 2 feet."
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︎ Apr 11 2016
Lamb Stew
Her: I'll make the lamb today, I need to put some clothes on anyway.
Me: You need to wear clothes in front of the lamb? Feeling a little sheepish?
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︎ Oct 08 2016
Apparently you can't use beef stew as a password.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Apparently you canβt use βbeef stewβ as a password.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Do not use beef stew as a password
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
why canβt you use beef stew as a password
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︎ Nov 24 2019
apparently you canβt use βbeef stewβ as a password
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︎ Mar 02 2019
Don't use"beef stew" as your password.
Because it's not Stroganoff
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Why can't you use "beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Apparently you canβt use βbeef stewβ as a password.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
Why shouldn't you use βBeef stewβ as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Why canβt you use beef stew as a password?
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︎ Sep 16 2018
Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Apparently you canβt use βbeef stewβ as a password.
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︎ Jan 24 2019
Don't us "BEEF_STEW" as your password...
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Don't use Beef Stew as a password
It's not stroganoff
(Heard from an actual dad)
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︎ Dec 20 2018
Why canβt you use beef stew as a password?
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︎ Dec 10 2018
Why can you not use beef stew as a password?
Because its not stroganoff
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︎ Feb 21 2017
Apparently you can't use "beef stew" as a password
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︎ Oct 27 2018
Why canβt you use beef stew as a password?
Because itβs not stroganoff.
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