After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...

She wants me to simmer down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30
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Do not use beef stew as a password

It is not stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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I burned my rabbit stew.

Now it’s a hare overdone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onalease
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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Did you know there are exactly 239 beans in Irish stew?

Any more and it would be two farty...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marty___mcfly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Security professionals advise to never use β€˜beef stew’ as a password

It isn’t stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-m-meeseeks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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How do you turn stew into gold?

Just add 24 carrots.

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Today while discussing game meats and a kangaroo stew I made a few years back, my coworker pointed out that with the Australian wild fires you won’t be able to get much kangaroo meat these days...

My reply without missing a beat β€” you’ll be able to buy it, you just won’t be able to buy it rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sockyg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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When I used beef stew as my password, my account wouldn’t let me.

Apparently it’s not stronganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattBatz1991
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I ordered rabbit stew at the pub the other day...

The server drops the rabbit stew off at my table and starts walking away.

I call him back and say, "There's a hare in my stew."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I tried changing my password to "beef_stew"

But it wasn't acceptable. It wasn't stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekrat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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why can’t you use beef stew as a password

it’s not stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oodopi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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My wife made beef stew to clear my stuffed nose...

...bud I don'd dink it was strogonoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ziograffiato
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What’s the difference between stew and soup?

One is stewpendous and the other is souper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tom-and-roses
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Apparently you can’t use β€œbeef stew” as a password.

It’s not stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Don't us "BEEF_STEW" as your password...

...it's not Stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmisson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Why did dad return the rabbit stew to the waiter

There was a hare in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Don't use Beef Stew as a password

It's not stroganoff

(Heard from an actual dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/connermcg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My friend tried to get me to eat a rabbit stew.

I couldn't do it. It had a hare in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sully101x
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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WHAT IS EXTREMELY SPOOKY HALLOWEEN STEW FOR YOU TO EAT

GHOULASH.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/postslongcomments
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Apparently you can't use "beef stew" as a password

It's not stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SecureEarth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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I tried to change my password to "Beef Stew" last night

but the computer said it wasn't Stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Rabbit stew

I'm at a restaurant with my family and the waitress come to take our order. I get the rabbit stew and 20 minutes later, she brings it by. As she puts the dish down, my dad looks at her straight in the eye and says, " there seems to be a hare in that", while pointing at my dish. It took her a second, but as she got it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CURRYPOW3R
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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Why does Michael Bay always burn his stew?

Because the recipe said "Bay Leaves"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfgame
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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This stew is so good we should call it...

StewArt

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2015
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Lamb Stew

Her: I'll make the lamb today, I need to put some clothes on anyway.

Me: You need to wear clothes in front of the lamb? Feeling a little sheepish?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Switche
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2016
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My husband was cooking a pot of stew and I asked him how far away dinner was.

He replied, "oh, about 2 feet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sbeezee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2016
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Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why can't you use "beef stew" as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zozi0102
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Don't use"beef stew" as your password.

Because it's not Stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerogivin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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apparently you can’t use β€œbeef stew” as a password

it’s not stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coopershadowbebo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Why shouldn't you use β€œBeef stew” as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Why can’t you use beef stew as a password?

It’s not stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/22eldridgef
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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Apparently you can’t use β€œbeef stew” as a password.

It’s not stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hana-Chi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Why can’t you use beef stew as a password?

It’s not Stroganoff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Why can you not use beef stew as a password?

Because its not stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rorydg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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Why can’t you use beef stew as a password?

Because it’s not stroganoff.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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