Where do teenage atoms storm off to sulk?

Their Γ…ngst rΓΆom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoteostewart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Dad humour knows no bounds

So my parents are trying to sell a house at the moment, but having a bit of trouble with it. Mum and dad were discussing it after dinner tonight, and mum was saying she was angry about how it wasn't selling.

Me: "Angry? You won't like her when she's angry."

Mum: "No actually, not really angry, I'm just upset."

Me: "You won't like her when she's upset!"

Dad: "Watch out! It's the Incredible Sulk!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hodgkinsonable
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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Not-really-new but improved calculus joke

f(x)=e^x and f(x)=ln(x) walk into a party. After a while, ln(x) is chatting everyone up and having a great time, while e^x is leaning on the wall and sulking. ln(x) asks eΛ£ what's wrong, and e^x says β€œI'm nervous about integrating.” ln(x) replies: β€œOh, it's simple, just be yourself and see.”

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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Christmas dad joke

My family needed to rearrange the furniture to make room for our Christmas tree.

Dad: "It's Christmas it will only be for a few weeks. then the furniture will go back"

Mom: "But what if we like it this way then we can keep it like this all year"

Dad: "Really? a Christmas tree all year?"

My dad and I almost cry laughing and my mom just sulks there angry.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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