Pining Puns

It was a firry.

I responded without missing a beat, "That, my son, is a pine apple."

Shoutout to the mom passing by who witnessed and appreciated this gem.

An evergreen

All he got was a pine groan.

But then I broke it off.

The hitman asked: 'what do you want me to do after the job is done?' The mafia boss replied: 'I want you to go bury tree bodies.'

I need to find a pun for the word pinecone

I'm trying to find a good pun for pine or pine tree that is wedding/marriage themed.

They always drop their needles!!

Pine

Because they are sappy

Going cheep.

So he's turning over a new leaf.

But he's not the balsa me.

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But I fell and now am in a very sticky situation...

I know this will resin-ate with many of you out there.

It's a huge Pine in the Ash

It becomes a Pine-Apple

He looks down and sees that a full-grown elephant is slowly clambering up the tree. When the elephant finally reaches the branch the squirrel asks, "Why on earth did you climb up into this pine tree?!"

The elephant then says, "I came up here to eat some pears, of course."

The squirrel, completely shocked at the elephant's ignorance, exclaims, "You elephants don't know the first thing about trees! This is a PINE tree, there are no pears here."

The elephant then explains, "Oh, I know, I brought my own."

It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.

It starts beige-ing

Because he was guilty of tree-ason.

Kept on insisting that I had promised to build him a treehouse but I don't remember evergreening this elm of a contract. Though he kept inisisting I had birch the agreement due to the long delay but my attempt to confern the fertility of the spruce was in roots. Now I have to oak up and face the spruce. My weekend has been soiled and I now have to maple my son's treehouse whilst I willow my day away. Although... Now that I twig about it, having a treehouse in my yard sounds like a pine idea.

Because it was knotty

It seems he wasn't very poplar, and is now deciduously less alive. If he returns from the dead, he'll definitely be pining for revenge.

A Chris pine tree

Hopefully this is the right place for it - but I'm looking to create a wedding hashtag with our future last names. So far, we only have 'pining for macalpine' but, as someone pointed out, that has a rather negative connotation. Unfortunately, our first names don't lend to puns/rhymes.

Any alp would be appreciated.

A Pine-apple!

Por qué pine.

Friend texts me: Can you leave a key fir me under the mat? Me: Maple I will, Maple I won’t. Friend: ? Me: Pine, I’ll leave a key Friend: oh, my typo, haha Me: I’ve got a bunch more Buckeye will wait til later to tell you.

The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"

I was just trying to spruce up the mood

"I don't know, pop, what?"

You go pine nuts!

I’d rather eat pork, you pine!

Polygon

Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.

“You idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!”

“Well I brought my own pears.”