So he's turning over a new leaf.
Landed this on my six year old yesterday
Looks like the trash men are outside arguing. How do you know Dad? I just heard one of them yell this job is garbage!
Lost on him. But I have been laughing fir a day
“Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
It's just not Fir.
Came up during a conversation about having a bonfire
Dad "Here's something you might not have known about me, I can cut wood by just looking at it"
Me, fully expecting a dad joke: "I don't believe you but would you care to elaborate"
Dad: "Its true! I saw it with my own eyes"
He giggled to himself for about 10 minutes after that one.
I guess they aren't a very poplar.
He pined fir her fir months.
Knock on wood, they will someday get back together.
(Sorry, this joke wasn’t great... just oak-kay.)
Talking about some dead trees in her back yard
"It just killed the evergreens...
Now they're everbrown."
It really spruces up the room.
Friend: My gym membership feels like such a waist atm
Me: Do you not think it's hip to go to the gym any more?
Friend: I think I ain't got time with a new born
Me: Can you not stomach it?
Friend: Well I got to do school runs and that fir the time being and K in the morning and Liam in the afternoon then home dinner putting kids down time is just gone
Me: Yeah, I've got a gut feeling you won't be working out as much as you used to anymore