They’re just such lightwooded jokes but I understand that it doesn’t teaks everyone’s fancy. I’m running out of tree puns so I might have to branch off to other puns or spruce up my current ones
But I'm stumped.
But he's not the balsa me.
but I am going to branch off to different jokes and leaf you alone.
I guess you can say I’m branching out and sprucing them up a bit. They’re oak-ay at the moment. But nothing that would leaf you hanging.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
Most of them were all bark and no bite, even though they branched out to more deep rooted subjects. Some of the saps had to leave usually. Everyone was oakay in the end though, it left some of us feeling fruity. I was asked how the others were affected, but i told them i wooden know. I bought a wooden tv shortly after but everything was payperview.
I didn't trust it, it seemed kinda shady.
A pool table.
They had a long conversation about bark.
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They make a prickly pear.
I told him to grow a pear.
It didn't want to stick around.
So I'm going to nursery school.
Exactly. Because they're damn good at it!
That's gotta be the fastest time that we have arrived on the crime scene
You'll regret it in autumn when it leaves
He refers to himself as a conifer
Poe a tree!
The lumberjack stepped back and said, "really? well, you'll die a log."
A country (Count-tree)
Yesterday I looked for it again and saw four dogs using it.
From my 7yo this morning.
They are all bark and no bite.
Tell it acorn-y joke.
They're really good at it...
It can get pretty shady.
No, I don't think I wood.
The tree says, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The man replies, "You're going to dialogue."
The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting that up yourself?” I replied, “hell no, I’ll be putting it up in my living room.”