Just spent almost an hour making tree puns with my shipmates reddit.com/gallery/nfvycj
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevethepirate89
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I’m really loving the tree puns people are posting

They’re just such lightwooded jokes but I understand that it doesn’t teaks everyone’s fancy. I’m running out of tree puns so I might have to branch off to other puns or spruce up my current ones

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I'm trying to come up with a good tree pun

But I'm stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockboxatx
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My dad told me to stop making tree puns.

But he's not the balsa me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I wood like to say a tree pun,

but I am going to branch off to different jokes and leaf you alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
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So I’m trying to work on tree puns

I guess you can say I’m branching out and sprucing them up a bit. They’re oak-ay at the moment. But nothing that would leaf you hanging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmiddleton6
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Don’t ask me for any tree puns.

Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWackyPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonPhyres
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Poor sap, couldn't keep up with my tree puns. imgur.com/a/VOvok
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoPutThatThere
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnapsCheese
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I used to hear alot of tree puns

Most of them were all bark and no bite, even though they branched out to more deep rooted subjects. Some of the saps had to leave usually. Everyone was oakay in the end though, it left some of us feeling fruity. I was asked how the others were affected, but i told them i wooden know. I bought a wooden tv shortly after but everything was payperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lieghannsheriden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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I saw a tree yesterday.

I didn't trust it, it seemed kinda shady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKillahG
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What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out a tree it'll kill you?

A pool table.

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Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?

They had a long conversation about bark.

Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amalgamxtc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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I heard a cactus fell in love with a fruit tree.

They make a prickly pear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kadunk25
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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saw a girl with a tattoo of a tree on her breast, seems like it would be painful...

wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaaaasowenyaaa
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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My neighbour told me he was scared to plant an apple tree.

I told him to grow a pear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?

An evergreen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7bladesofgrass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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Take that talking tree!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spicynate45
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Why did the branch fall off the tree?

It didn't want to stick around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FadiCh2002
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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What sound does a tree make?

It barks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meirzy
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4236DL
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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I need to learn how to take care of my new tree

So I'm going to nursery school.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree?

Exactly. Because they're damn good at it!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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What did the cop say when he crashed his car in the tree?

That's gotta be the fastest time that we have arrived on the crime scene

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
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Why did the tree take a nap?

For-rest

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Why should you never be in a relationship with a tree?

You'll regret it in autumn when it leaves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dj_ordje
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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What do you call an isolated tree?

A quaran-tree-ne

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A friend of mine thinks he's an expert on tree types.

He refers to himself as a conifer

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What did Edgar Allan Poe's friends say when he was about to crash into a tree?

Poe a tree!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PMyourself
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A lumberjack was just about to chop down a tree when, miraculously, the tree said, "don't chop me down! I'm a talking tree!"

The lumberjack stepped back and said, "really? well, you'll die a log."

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What do you call a tree that sucks blood?

A country (Count-tree)

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My family tree is so messed up.

Yesterday I looked for it again and saw four dogs using it.

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What did the dog say to the dogwood tree?

Nice bark!

From my 7yo this morning.

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Remember, it is ok to hug a tree...

They are all bark and no bite.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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What’s the best way to make a tree laugh?

Tell it acorn-y joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dumbstupidhuman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree?

They're really good at it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cub_Dom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Now it's our tree!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david_pridson
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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How do you cut down a tree?

You have to axe it first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmnisVirLupis23
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You don't want to get on a tree's bad side.

It can get pretty shady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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Would you like to reincarnate as a tree?

No, I don't think I wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckyFacePvP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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A man is preparing to cut down a tree in the forest.

The tree says, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"

The man replies, "You're going to dialogue."

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I went to the garden center today and bought a Christmas Tree

The assistant asked me, β€œWill you be putting that up yourself?” I replied, β€œhell no, I’ll be putting it up in my living room.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

Because the tree barked first

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