Water pun
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Want me to tell you water puns?
A pun is the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words
How do you make Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Ok, Imma head out...
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.
Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in water...
....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.
How do you get more bounce in a water bed?
Put some spring water in it
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
My next door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because..
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they’re good buoys.
To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.
People often ask me why I am willing to build barriers preventing the flow of water for anyone who asks...
I tell them it's because I give a dam.
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
Earth, Wind, and Fire was almost called Earth, Wind, and Water
But then one bandmate said "EWW"
Why do you drink water?
Because you can't eat it.
‐My 10 year old.
Where do mansplainers get their water from?
I’m ready to share my Grandma’s special Gold soup recipe: first you boil the water,
What did the egg say to the boiling water
It's going to take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick earlier
Why finding a source of clean water is the most important to-do when trying to survive?
Because thirst things first.
I just spent three hours chasing all the water fowl out of my yard...
I just got a water cooler for my PC
What do you get, when you pour down hot water into a rabbit hole?
I finally got hold of an ancient pail used to fetch water. I crossed that item off.
It was on my bucket list.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.
My Dad works at a plastic water bottle factory.
He says the most fulfilling part of his day is watching the bottles get filled.
What did the dyslexic investigator say when he saw the remains of our water hole exploded by Dynamite?
Did you know they found water on the moon?
But only when it’s waning
They finally released the film on the use of clocks in concrete water barriers.
To all the warm water that suddenly encountered cool air…
What body of water will make you sick?
Teacher: What’s the formula of water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: That’s not the formula of water.
Student: You said the formula was H to O.
I decided to add a water fixture to my back yard...
GF Says: can you help me make some holy water
I said what, I thought we were having pasta XD
She replies, yeah but we need to boil the hell out of the water...
An English ship on the way to Germany suddenly starts making water and is about to capsize.. After some trying they finally manage to reach the coastguard "We're sinking, we're sinking!!"
.. A confused but also quite curious voice responds.. "What are you sinking about?"
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
Water is heavier than butane
because butane is a lighter fluid.
Rest in Peace boiling water
Water and Mud once took each other to court.
The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...
Where does the mansplainer get his water?
From the well, actually...
How do you make holy water
You boil the hell out of it
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
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