Water pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/duckykitty7
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Water pun

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamhamhamham2ham
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Want me to tell you water puns?

A pun is the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fab-_-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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How do you make Holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.
Ok, Imma head out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabhiram
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like.. well, damn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treylanford
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in water...

....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_wanker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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How do you get more bounce in a water bed?

Put some spring water in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DINO-BURY89
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.

That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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My next door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because..

..we got along well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Why do dogs float in water?

Because they’re good buoys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eastofthewall87
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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To all ya'll in Texas without tap water

Get well soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...

I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TorsoHunter
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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People often ask me why I am willing to build barriers preventing the flow of water for anyone who asks...

I tell them it's because I give a dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?

An evergreen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7bladesofgrass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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Earth, Wind, and Fire was almost called Earth, Wind, and Water

But then one bandmate said "EWW"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhydes675
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Why do you drink water?

Because you can't eat it.

‐My 10 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jig7c
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Where do mansplainers get their water from?

A well, actually

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drinkyourwaterpal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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How can you make water?

melting ice!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wafran
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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I’m ready to share my Grandma’s special Gold soup recipe: first you boil the water,

... then add 24 carrots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PileOfThoughts
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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What did the egg say to the boiling water

It's going to take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick earlier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klaus-012
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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Why finding a source of clean water is the most important to-do when trying to survive?

Because thirst things first.

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I just spent three hours chasing all the water fowl out of my yard...

I have no egrets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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I just got a water cooler for my PC

I gotta say, not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hylianriceig
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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What do you get, when you pour down hot water into a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sikitomi
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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I finally got hold of an ancient pail used to fetch water. I crossed that item off.

It was on my bucket list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeaPanties
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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My Dad works at a plastic water bottle factory.

He says the most fulfilling part of his day is watching the bottles get filled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicWinterWolf
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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What did the dyslexic investigator say when he saw the remains of our water hole exploded by Dynamite?

Well this blew up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artmagic95833
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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Did you know they found water on the moon?

But only when it’s waning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubstantialBelly6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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They finally released the film on the use of clocks in concrete water barriers.

It's about dam time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnamflah
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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To all the warm water that suddenly encountered cool air…

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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What body of water will make you sick?

The hepatitis-sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Teacher: What’s the formula of water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Teacher: That’s not the formula of water.

Student: You said the formula was H to O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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I decided to add a water fixture to my back yard...

...its going well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robot-kun
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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GF Says: can you help me make some holy water

I said what, I thought we were having pasta XD She replies, yeah but we need to boil the hell out of the water...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l_Ston3_l
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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An English ship on the way to Germany suddenly starts making water and is about to capsize.. After some trying they finally manage to reach the coastguard "We're sinking, we're sinking!!"

.. A confused but also quite curious voice responds.. "What are you sinking about?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snugl-v301
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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My friend keeps saying β€œCheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoalaTeaNip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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Water is heavier than butane

because butane is a lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mewmewgoo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Rest in Peace boiling water

you will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hetgr8
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Water and Mud once took each other to court.

They settled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...

Solid, liquid and gas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brundonius
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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RIP boiled water

You will be mist.

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RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oeco123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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Where does the mansplainer get his water?

From the well, actually...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space-juice
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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How do you make holy water

You boil the hell out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smellypants5379
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnEvilSunBro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!

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