Water pun
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Water pun
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
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οΈ Feb 02 2019
Want me to tell you water puns?
A pun is the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words
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οΈ Oct 18 2019
RIP boiled water,
you'll be mist.
(I couldn't find this joke on here so here it is)
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οΈ Jun 08 2021
How do you make Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Ok, Imma head out...
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οΈ May 09 2021
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.
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οΈ Jun 05 2021
Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in water...
....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.
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οΈ Feb 23 2021
How do you get more bounce in a water bed?
Put some spring water in it
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οΈ Jun 02 2021
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
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οΈ Jan 28 2021
My next door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because..
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οΈ May 25 2021
Why do dogs float in water?
Because theyβre good buoys.
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οΈ May 17 2021
To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
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οΈ Feb 21 2021
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
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οΈ Apr 25 2021
You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.
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οΈ May 22 2021
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
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οΈ Mar 29 2021
People often ask me why I am willing to build barriers preventing the flow of water for anyone who asks...
I tell them it's because I give a dam.
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οΈ May 31 2021
Earth, Wind, and Fire was almost called Earth, Wind, and Water
But then one bandmate said "EWW"
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οΈ Jun 05 2021
Why do you drink water?
Because you can't eat it.
βMy 10 year old.
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οΈ Jun 01 2021
Where do mansplainers get their water from?
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οΈ Apr 18 2021
How can you make water?
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οΈ Jun 03 2021
Iβm ready to share my Grandmaβs special Gold soup recipe: first you boil the water,
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οΈ May 26 2021
What did the egg say to the boiling water
It's going to take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick earlier
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οΈ May 10 2021
Why finding a source of clean water is the most important to-do when trying to survive?
Because thirst things first.
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οΈ May 31 2021
I just spent three hours chasing all the water fowl out of my yard...
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οΈ Apr 17 2021
I just got a water cooler for my PC
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οΈ May 29 2021
What do you get, when you pour down hot water into a rabbit hole?
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οΈ May 05 2021
I finally got hold of an ancient pail used to fetch water. I crossed that item off.
It was on my bucket list.
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οΈ Jun 06 2021
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.
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οΈ May 14 2021
My Dad works at a plastic water bottle factory.
He says the most fulfilling part of his day is watching the bottles get filled.
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οΈ May 29 2021
Did you know they found water on the moon?
But only when itβs waning
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οΈ Apr 28 2021
What did the dyslexic investigator say when he saw the remains of our water hole exploded by Dynamite?
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οΈ Jun 03 2021
They finally released the film on the use of clocks in concrete water barriers.
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οΈ May 31 2021
To all the warm water that suddenly encountered cool airβ¦
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οΈ May 21 2021
What body of water will make you sick?
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οΈ May 13 2021
Teacher: Whatβs the formula of water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: Thatβs not the formula of water.
Student: You said the formula was H to O.
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οΈ May 08 2021
I decided to add a water fixture to my back yard...
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οΈ May 13 2021
GF Says: can you help me make some holy water
I said what, I thought we were having pasta XD
She replies, yeah but we need to boil the hell out of the water...
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οΈ May 24 2021
My friend keeps saying βCheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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οΈ Apr 16 2021
An English ship on the way to Germany suddenly starts making water and is about to capsize.. After some trying they finally manage to reach the coastguard "We're sinking, we're sinking!!"
.. A confused but also quite curious voice responds.. "What are you sinking about?"
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οΈ May 15 2021
Water is heavier than butane
because butane is a lighter fluid.
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οΈ Mar 27 2021
Rest in Peace boiling water
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οΈ May 06 2021
The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...
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οΈ Feb 09 2021
Water and Mud once took each other to court.
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οΈ Apr 29 2021
RIP boiled water
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οΈ May 27 2021
RIP boiling water.
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οΈ Apr 10 2021
Where does the mansplainer get his water?
From the well, actually...
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οΈ May 22 2021
How do you make holy water
You boil the hell out of it
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οΈ May 18 2021
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
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οΈ Feb 21 2021
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
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οΈ Apr 27 2021
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