Water pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/duckykitty7
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Water pun

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hamhamhamham2ham
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Want me to tell you water puns?

A pun is the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fab-_-
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RIP boiled water,

you'll be mist.

(I couldn't find this joke on here so here it is)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dontyouevenfckingdar
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How do you make Holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.
Ok, Imma head out...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jabhiram
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like.. well, damn!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/treylanford
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Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in water...

....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/b_wanker
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How do you get more bounce in a water bed?

Put some spring water in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DINO-BURY89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2021
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If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.

That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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My next door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because..

..we got along well.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2021
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Why do dogs float in water?

Because they’re good buoys.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eastofthewall87
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2021
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To all ya'll in Texas without tap water

Get well soon.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2021
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My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...

I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2021
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You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TorsoHunter
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2021
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What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?

An evergreen

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/7bladesofgrass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2021
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People often ask me why I am willing to build barriers preventing the flow of water for anyone who asks...

I tell them it's because I give a dam.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2021
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Earth, Wind, and Fire was almost called Earth, Wind, and Water

But then one bandmate said "EWW"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rhydes675
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2021
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Why do you drink water?

Because you can't eat it.

‐My 10 year old.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jig7c
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2021
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Where do mansplainers get their water from?

A well, actually

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drinkyourwaterpal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2021
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How can you make water?

melting ice!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wafran
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2021
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I’m ready to share my Grandma’s special Gold soup recipe: first you boil the water,

... then add 24 carrots

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PileOfThoughts
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2021
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What did the egg say to the boiling water

It's going to take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick earlier

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Klaus-012
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2021
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Why finding a source of clean water is the most important to-do when trying to survive?

Because thirst things first.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KarlwithaKandnotaC
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2021
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I just spent three hours chasing all the water fowl out of my yard...

I have no egrets.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2021
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I just got a water cooler for my PC

I gotta say, not a fan.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hylianriceig
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29 2021
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What do you get, when you pour down hot water into a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sikitomi
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2021
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I finally got hold of an ancient pail used to fetch water. I crossed that item off.

It was on my bucket list.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeaPanties
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2021
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My Dad works at a plastic water bottle factory.

He says the most fulfilling part of his day is watching the bottles get filled.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EpicWinterWolf
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29 2021
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Did you know they found water on the moon?

But only when it’s waning

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SubstantialBelly6
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What did the dyslexic investigator say when he saw the remains of our water hole exploded by Dynamite?

Well this blew up.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/artmagic95833
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They finally released the film on the use of clocks in concrete water barriers.

It's about dam time!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gnamflah
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2021
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To all the warm water that suddenly encountered cool air…

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/assafstone
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2021
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What body of water will make you sick?

The hepatitis-sea.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2021
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Teacher: What’s the formula of water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Teacher: That’s not the formula of water.

Student: You said the formula was H to O.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2021
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I decided to add a water fixture to my back yard...

...its going well

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/robot-kun
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2021
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GF Says: can you help me make some holy water

I said what, I thought we were having pasta XD She replies, yeah but we need to boil the hell out of the water...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/l_Ston3_l
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2021
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My friend keeps saying β€œCheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KoalaTeaNip
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An English ship on the way to Germany suddenly starts making water and is about to capsize.. After some trying they finally manage to reach the coastguard "We're sinking, we're sinking!!"

.. A confused but also quite curious voice responds.. "What are you sinking about?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Snugl-v301
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2021
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Water is heavier than butane

because butane is a lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mewmewgoo
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Rest in Peace boiling water

you will be mist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hetgr8
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The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...

Solid, liquid and gas

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brundonius
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Water and Mud once took each other to court.

They settled.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jester57
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RIP boiled water

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Affectionate_Ad9031
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RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oeco123
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Where does the mansplainer get his water?

From the well, actually...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/space-juice
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How do you make holy water

You boil the hell out of it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smellypants5379
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AnEvilSunBro
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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