Really bad snow puns. Read at own risk.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skepticasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2011
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayCola93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I made an explosive snow man in the shape of a cow

It was a-bomb-in-a-bull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrob225
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Did you know habaneros can grow in the snow?

You would think they would get cold, but they are just a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JesseLynx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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What is green and slide through the snow?

Parsleigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/totalynotyoghurt
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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I got a new snow cone machine.

It’s really been crushing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/an_actual_bee
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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It could snow again tomorrow or just rain

It's still up in the air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunflowerzz2012
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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I wanted to write a poem about snow

But I couldn't make it Rime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterburk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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Two feet of snow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydluv21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I lost my cat in a snow storm!

But he should be fine because he’s a cool cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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With Texas covered in snow, does that mean...

its Alamo'd?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Romnonaldao
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?

They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkRok
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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Can someone near Houston send pics of where they walked in the snow?

I want to see the fresh prints of Bellaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownwardSpirals
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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With all this snow lately sledges have been sold out everywhere. . .

So I have borrowed my sisters sledge, she doesn't mind because we are family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Surreal_Stranger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snow balls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Why does snow fall? (Courtesy of my dad)

It does not know how to climb down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojkojidebakl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Carnival is offering a deluxe trip where you leave your senior citizens and kids behind in the snow..

They are calling it β€œTed Cruise”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehuggyduggy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Snow Angles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coddy93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Some Alaskans like the snow. It's part of their heritage.

Some just aren't Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Why did the house not make it through the snow?

Because it wasn't built with a 4X4!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phiarmage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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We had a foot of snow outside today.

I don’t know who made it or who put it there, but the craftsmanship is amazing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Hey MC Snow, your wife’s package has been delivered.

Inform her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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What's the difference between snow-men and snow-women?

Snowballs

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Fell into a snow globe.

No injuries, but I was really shaken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snowballs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictorHelios1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I walked in the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered

"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.

"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhatPhlaps
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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So, how was your experience driving on snow in Spain?

sPainful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucascp17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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There’s a chance of snow in the forecast

I’m snow excited

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meganium58
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?

An Apple Watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AT360306
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A man & his wife were taking a winter stroll & admiring the trees that were glistening white with ice & snow. A stranger walked past them and said, β€œBeautiful hoar-frost!”

The man replied, β€œWhy thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverSpeedClutch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I give out drivers licenses for snow plows

...weather permitting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xSchneebSx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

You look for fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHibernian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/russian_burrito9
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Follow the fresh prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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How do you track Will Smith in the snow?

Fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackfish270
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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How do you catch Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/57r463rry_M4n
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snow Balls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for Fresh Prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinJSJ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the fresh prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomLOoL
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm?

You follow the fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ace1986
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in snow?

You look for the fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrinceGubbleBum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNoobieLoser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the Fresh Prints! hehe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yipyopyupyap
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

You look for the fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rent76
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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