How did the trees fell when winter was finally over?

Releafed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urmommied
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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Why do swallows fly south in winter?

Because it is too far to walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyGenZ
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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During winter, antarctica does not have

sundays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chocoearlyy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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I guess spring is one the way... birds singing, animals emerging from winter dens, trees budding with potential...

What a re-leaf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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I think my multivitamin gets jealous in the winter

I take extra D on the side that time of year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexManchild
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...

It’s the start of a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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I experience winter for the first time in 26 years, and i have to say

It's a cool thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arifshiddiq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Christmas pun - Joaquin in a Winter Wonderland
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaggyPi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I prefer to make my own antifreeze during the winter.

It's easy... I just take away her coat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knightstar76
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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Feeling cold in winter?

Just stand in a corner, it has 90 degrees there!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfcRedd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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I was going to take a winter swim

But after wading in I got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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What did the kid that hated winter do to shorten it?

He summerized it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigjwuigi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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Why do less marriages take place in winter

Because most of the brides get cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asian_despot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Why was Edward always on his computer during winter?

Because he was Snowden.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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The stock market probably do better in the winter...

More people have colds = more people eating soup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontb3jelous
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You look for fresh prints in the snow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/king_quinoa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Why did the bee survive winter?

Because it wore a yellow jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldSweep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Where do computers go in the winter?

To hot spots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insanechef58
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Do you know where the first Winter Olympics were held?

In the snow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-think-Im-funny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Ive always been fond of winter

The people always seem to be cooler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eulicies
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Did you hear about this winter Olympic's sled rider with gigantism?

He's this season's biggest luger

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prince_ossin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What happens when winter comes?

Autumn leaves πŸ‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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In preparation for winter, I mounted my car's snow tires this weekend.

Now there's a tiring job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uranus_be_cold
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I got my son a new jacket for this winter.

He didn’t like it, so I asked him why.

He said, β€œI don’t feel very cool in this jacket.”

I replied, β€œExactly! So what’s the problem?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lukarate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What did the Progressive ad say about the winter weather?

That's Snow Joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2piix
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Mullet wine is my favourite winter drink
πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/owlaven
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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You hear about the Winter War?

It was a bunch of guys russian to the finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steven8765
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What do you call basketball in winter?

Snowballin’

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sklvn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What do missile silos and winter outhouses share in common?

They both store icy BMs.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/5np
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Winter Warning

Hey guys! Now that winter is upon us I just want to let you know if you find yourself getting cold and don’t have a jacket you can always stand in a corner to warm up since they are always 90 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diapered247at24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Went to university in France, but slipped during winter.

Sore bone

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What do illegal immigrants hate about the winter?

ICE

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Longjumping_Pie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Somebody asked me how I make the snow blocks for my igloos in the winter.

I said: Usually igloo them together.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurningArrows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Dad : Son, winter is coming so to keep yourself warm you must wear...

a sweater, cause it will keep yor body sweatier.

Me : (ΰ² _ΰ² )

Dad : Ok, I know this joke socks so I will quilt. You better blanket from your brain.

Me : (ΰ² _ΰ²₯)

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kones_6999
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What’s Irish and stays out all winter?

Patty O’Furniture

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrfine52
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I was going to try out winter bathing...

Unfortunately, I got cold feet

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kickooze
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I made my own antifreeze..... I turned off her heating all winter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why do vegans love winter?

This is the time of the year when you can eat carrots from snowmen for free.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notseefun
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Why do gymnasts never season their food in the winter?

Because they only like summer salts.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....

I’ve never heard him complain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameViolation666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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During the summer you can normally say it's a nice day. But during winter...

...its usually an ice day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FineAndDandy247
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Thousands of crows were driving south for the winter

Traffic was murder

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sam_e5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Walking takes too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godredd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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If Green = Spring, Red = Summer, Orange = Autumn, and Blue = Winter, which colour is the wettest?

The Spring-colour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravisandesu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Winter has cum.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksloop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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TIL about a bird that migrates from Canada to Jamaica each year, feeding on snakes over the winter

It's called a mongoose.

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Finally my winter fat is gone

Now I have spring rolls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Why do programmers only go outside during the winter?

Because it's code outside.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Dad: "Me and your mum met at the winter wonderland skating rink. We jumped when we saw each other".

"It was our way of breaking the ice."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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How would you describe your friends in the winter?

β€œThey’re chill”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJKyled
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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need a punny name for a sailing ship, winter/ice related
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissingFrames
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Do you know what happens when you leave a small, white, fluffy dog outside during winter?

That bichon frise

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Why do you see less stoners in the winter?

They’re hibernating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumptheshark22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Why was Humpty Dumpty optimistic for winter?

He had a great fall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alman1127
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Did you hear that Spider-Man made himself a winter jacket out of Greek bread?

It was a PITA PARKA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fh132
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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A truck driver drives during an intense winter strom

The truck driver comes to a stop. The woman in the car behind him gets out of her car and knocks on the truck driver's window:

"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"

The truck driver is confused and continues his path until the next stop. The woman knocks on his window again.

"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"

The truck driver is even more confused and continues to drive. At the next stop, the woman comes to knock again on his window.

"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"

The truck driver gets angry and says:

"Would you please shut up! I'm putting salt on the road!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomGuyNumber1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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What happens if a wolf attacks you during the winter?

Frostbite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateV_28
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I remember an era when the temperature was always nice in summer; but we had deep snowfall in winter...

It was the best of climes; it was the worst of climes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What’s the prickliest thing about winter?

The brrrrrs.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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I was driving with my daughter on a beautiful sunny day this winter and I said "I can't believe how poor the visibility is."

She said, "What do you mean? It's perfectly clear." Pointing down I said, "I can only see four feet in front of us."

Got a pretty good groan out of that one...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebigsexy1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Why was Humpty Dumpty comfortable in the winter?

He had a great fall.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockplops
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter

Which sucks because he had a great fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sno0p-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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All winter sports fans need to face the facts

Skiing is going downhill

πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KelseySyntax
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Why do bee's stay in their hive in the winter?

'swarm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemigodRob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Why can't Jackie Chan do stunts in the winter?

He always gets kung flu.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What does winter in Minnesota and Jamaica have in common?

You can practically taste the salt in the air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bedwell1105
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Bees like to stay huddled up together in their hives during the winter

Swarm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpunkBunkers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Winter is almost over and spring is just round the corner.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyreeddit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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What do planets say in winter?

We're freezing our axis off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fischfun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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If you get cold in winter remember to stand in the corner of the room

It's 90Β°

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Why wasn’t the electricity invited to the winter formal?

Because, It doesn’t know how to properly conduct itself.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/benhrash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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What do you call a communist during winter?

A snowviet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dolphinotl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
🚨︎ report
Who loves to live in the present during winter?

The s-now-man

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Winter is by far the best season.

It's way cooler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/remixclashes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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From my daughter: "Why do beans fly south for the winter?"

".. because they don't want to be chili!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Why do bees stay in the hive over winter?

β€˜Swarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatostomach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
🚨︎ report
Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

πŸ‘︎ 17
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FN_bOWNs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Too far to walk.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fnbones
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do birds fly south for the winter?

It's too far to walk

πŸ‘︎ 17
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πŸ‘€︎ u/3LevenMusic
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BibleExplorer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/udrys
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do birds fly south for the winter?

It's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicornsatemyfeet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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My winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.
πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/corn_n_potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
🚨︎ report
Finally my winter fat is gone...

Now I have spring rolls.

πŸ‘︎ 17
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalalPork97
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
🚨︎ report
Why was Humpty Dumpty optimistic for winter?

Because he had a great fall.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alman1127
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
🚨︎ report
Why was Humpty Dumpty optimistic for winter?

Because he had a great fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alman1127
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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