My wife told me to get over it cause it was just one byte.
Because in winter you can keep adding more layers until you are warm but in summer you can only take off so many before you are arrested
A concentration camp.
I'll see myself out.
They were U-tubers.
A bookwarm 🐛☀️
Cause it’s sum-more school.
(My dad made that up on the fly and I am so proud of him.)
I use hair conditioner.
Because the pride comes before the fall!
It’s going to be so cool 😎
Those were Goodyears
... I'll be here all seasons...
She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.
I was on the Crews' crew's crew cruise crew.
I dont’t wanna do it, it’s sho warm ma!
Usually it’s because we can’t afford it.
They’ll be missing all their fans...
Thanks Hank Green!
That shit was bananas.
I said I like it both ways, but it is variable.
Couldn’t have come monsoon enough!
She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing. She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife asked, “Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?”
He hadn’t and said so. Then she said, “Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she’s really doing.”
Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. “Well, is she selling drugs?” she asked excitedly.”
“No, she’s not.” he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
“Well, what is it, then?” his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said. “Her name is Sally and she’s selling batteries.”
“Batteries?” cried the wife.
“Yes,” he replied. “She sells C cells by the Seashore.”
By using her hAIR conditioner.
He opens Windows
It's something I can see myself doing.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
WARNING: HOT SHINGLES ARE IN YOUR AREA.
There are thousands of fans at some games!
Microwaved hot dog
They were all on board.
They like to go Hippo-CAMP-us
🎶 Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive🎶
Daughter: What are summer teeth?
Me: Well. Summer there. But some ain't.
They had a blast.
Well, they can't all be winters.
So I went home for the hollandaise
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"