I hate cancer
She said: "Baby... why are July-ing?"
(Theresa May is UK prime minister)
I'm pretty sure she's dismayed.
He told me not to worry because they'll all disappear in July.
My wife and I are driving on I-90 in Maine. We come to a toll and she says, "Can you believe that toll is $3???" To which I replied "It's highway robbery!"
Because they don't have Arrrrrs in them!
... looks like a July Bug to me
Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"
As I'm writing a check I say "Wow, it's June already?!" The receptionist says, "I know, when did that happen?" I say, "Midnight, last night."