My friend wouldn't believe that Canada has a Prime Minster.

I told him it's Trudeau.

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What's the capital of Alaska?

Dad: What's the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.

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James was taking a test on state capitals.

He knew them all, except for Alaska. He thought to himself, “Come on, James. Juneau this one.”

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My dad with the old 1-2.

Dad: "Wow its cold as hell, wait nevermind hell isn't cold." Me: "Oh yea? How would you know (but I pronounced it 'How would Jew know') Dad: "What does Alaska have to do with this?" (Jew know = Juneau Alaska) Me: "Dad can you not?" Dad: "Maybe if you give me a rope or some string maybe."

Edit: A word

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Can anyone give me capitals and state puns?

For example I have: What's the capital of Alaska? I'm pretty sure Juneau (You know)

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Where's Moscow?

In the barn with Pa's cow!

One of his favorites. Oh, also: Juneau the capital of Alaska?

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Dad: What's the capital of Alaska?

Dad: What's the capital of Alaska?

Son: Juneau.

Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you. Guess Alaska 'nother person then.

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👤︎ u/walter923
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My son is learning state capitals

I asked him, "Juneau what the capital of Alaska is?"

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Did you know?

Me: hey dad, did you know... Dad: Juneau? That's the capital of Alaska.

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