Borough Puns

A list of puns related to "Borough"

Just heard there's a guy down Borough market selling Oxford vaccinations for £2 each...

Or 3 for a Pfizer!

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👤︎ u/samuelh1996_
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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What New York borough has the lowest cholesterol levels?

Statin Island.

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👤︎ u/PharmSystem
📅︎ May 21 2020
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New York City once had 4 sections and New Jersey needed to borough one.
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👤︎ u/Yeetball128
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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My wife regularly confuses the words Burro, and Burrow.

She doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground.

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👤︎ u/smoffatt34920
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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Where do New Yorkers go to register their donkeys?

Borough Hall

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👤︎ u/HiFiGuy197
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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What do you call a neighborhood of holes in the ground where donkeys live?

A burro borrow borough.

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👤︎ u/copycat042
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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