You said everything would be back to normal by the end of June...
July-ed!
21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
Theresa May is stepping down on June 7th. As a result, the last week of May is the first week of June.
No offense to anyone born in late june to early july but...
I hate cancer
I told my Spanish girlfriend that it was still the middle of June
She said: "Baby... why are July-ing?"
Snap election in the UK? That could mean that June is the end of May!
(Theresa May is UK prime minister)
May to stop in June
..fine I'll brexit myself
June is having a hard time of it lately.
I'm pretty sure she's dismayed.
I told my husband yesterday that I hate June Bugs.
He told me not to worry because they'll all disappear in July.
Expecting my first in June. Working on my dad joke game...
My wife and I are driving on I-90 in Maine. We come to a toll and she says, "Can you believe that toll is $3???" To which I replied "It's highway robbery!"
She groaned...
Why do pirates hate May, June July and August?
Because they don't have Arrrrrs in them!
Filipinos make puns for each day of June. imgur.com/a/8e4hE
My lady asked if i could remove the June Bug from our house
... looks like a July Bug to me
In June there was a Supreme Court ruling that overturned a Department of Agriculture policy in which raisins were seized from farmers in order to maintain high prices. An appeal case was suggested that would mandate compensation for farmers who forfeited their raisins
Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"
I was at the doctor's yesterday. And realized it was June.
As I'm writing a check I say "Wow, it's June already?!" The receptionist says, "I know, when did that happen?" I say, "Midnight, last night."
You said everything would be back to normal after June...
JULYED!
