Cake Day puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AGoodPupper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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My friends and I had a six day pun-fest with nothing but hair jokes. imgur.com/a/DocF1
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2015
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My friend was throwing a β€œbisexual party” the other day. Puns ensued
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aexolthum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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Cake day pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaxDegauss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Looking for those St Patrick's Day puns

Give me some ammo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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List of Burgers Of The Day puns in Bob's Burgers bobsburgerpedia.wikia.com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderCunningham
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2013
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I feel like I should tell some pi day puns.

I guess that may be a bit too irrational for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/132ikl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.

I wanted to become a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Masderus-
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Turkey Day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I posted something on here the other day and didn’t get a single upvote

I guess nobody Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Every day I come home and ask my dog how his day was, and every day he always gives the same answer...

Ruff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I dream to be this commenter one day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvarka124
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days

I said it must be my weekend immune system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuxCassandra
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Text message conversation with my dad the other day, where I out-dadded him.

Dad: Give me your best knock knock joke. Or jokes. Do it when you can no rush.

Me: Does it have to be a knock knock joke or can it be any joke?

Dad: Knock Knock.

Me: Who’s there?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NC0828
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I don’t mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day...

and the box said 2-4 years!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...

"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amplifi-dash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often

In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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today is my first cake day so I decided to give you guys a joke

What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?

Rick O Shea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous8776
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!

Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crossover131
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of

The Quaranteens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tecniklee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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It’s a sad day but my kitchenaid mixer motor has finally died. I couldn’t whisk for a batter friend.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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The Trump White House is so polite these days.

Everyone there is saying β€œPardon me” all the time now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/world-shaker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick

She still isn't talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day.

Today it dawned on me that it's not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it's too late.

That sail has shipped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar?"

He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Cake day original joke! Why don’t penguins like eating clown fish?

Because they taste funny!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I pine fir the good oak days, when it was poplar to spruce up the living room with a real tree.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/und88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.

So instead, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFitBit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Very slow day/boring. So I'll post an oldie just because.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?...because 7-8-9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastiff_Speed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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I got lazy, but here are day 11, 12 and 13 of Dadvent!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teRi9229
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What do you call a geologist who stares at rocks all day?

A stoner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prendrefeu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Day 3 of the Dadvent!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teRi9229
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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At the age of 65, my Grandma started walking 5 miles a day.

She's 92 now. We have no idea where she is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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We used to have a Teacher’s assistant named Ruth, but one day she left.

After that, our teacher became ruthless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steph_Curryan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....

It’s night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaughnSD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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A few days too late, but OK.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anathex_Adv
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....

"It's a little bit runny".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I once dated two girls called Edith and Kate. Kate found out and told Edith that I was dating both of them at the same time. They both broke up with me on the very same day!

Moral of the story is you can’t have your Kate and Edith too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redirishlad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Even Batman has tough days
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schemesymcplots
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Did you hear about the guys who commuted between London and Paris every day?

They ended up with Carpool Chunnel Syndrome.

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A viking named Rudolph The Red was looking out his window one day

"Its going to rain soon" he said to his wife. "How could you possibly know that?" She asked. He simply replied, "Because Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Every day I have to take my cow through a vineyard…

I herd it through the grapevine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Day 6 of Dadvent!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teRi9229
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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A Russian named Rudolph looked out of his window one day and told his wife not to go out without an umbrella. His wife asked ”What makes you say that”?

He replied ”Rudolph the red knows rain dear”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Just another day at the paw-ffice.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Day 2 of my wife's "Dadvent" calendar! reddit.com/gallery/k5344i
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teRi9229
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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One day, as I was walking home, someone threw a block of cheese at my head. I thought-

β€œThat’s not very mature!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quantomcatnip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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