Cake day pun
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︎ May 28 2021
help!! anyone know any good history valentineβs day puns?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
My friends and I had a six day pun-fest with nothing but hair jokes.
imgur.com/a/DocF1
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︎ Jan 24 2015
My friend was throwing a βbisexual partyβ the other day. Puns ensued
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︎ Apr 28 2018
Cake day pun!
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︎ Mar 29 2019
Looking for those St Patrick's Day puns
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︎ Mar 17 2014
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︎ Oct 07 2013
I feel like I should tell some pi day puns.
I guess that may be a bit too irrational for me.
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︎ Mar 14 2017
Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day
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︎ Jun 04 2021
She seems to be having a field day out there.
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︎ May 17 2021
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
In honor of Motherβs Day, Iβd just like to say,
βthank you for your cervix.β
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︎ May 09 2021
Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!
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︎ May 05 2021
I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
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︎ May 03 2021
The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life
After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"
I asked him, "Are you a vet?"
He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"
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︎ Jun 02 2021
My favourite time of day is 6:30
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︎ May 26 2021
Why do I always feel great on Saturdays and Sundays, and sick on all the other days ?
Maybe I just have a weekend immune system..
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︎ May 29 2021
These days people arenβt called Lance very often.
But back in the day, people were called Lancelot.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...
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︎ Apr 20 2021
My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Today is the day I can post it
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Iβll π here all day
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︎ May 21 2021
I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
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︎ Mar 15 2021
When my aunt Penny died she hadnβt cut her hair in 20 years, when we took her to the crematorium it turns out they charged by weight and we couldnβt afford a receptacle for her ashes. I learned an important lesson that day.
A Penny shaved is a Penny urned.
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︎ Jun 06 2021
When is National Alzheimerβs Day?
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︎ May 31 2021
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I told: mom that why I am using a chair.
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︎ May 24 2021
I guess the justice was served that day..
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︎ May 22 2021
I heard that Cricket matches can last for days...
No rest for the wicket, I suppose.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I ate some food coloring the other day and didnβt feel well. I went to the doctor but he told me I was fine.
I still feel like I dyed on the inside.
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︎ Jun 06 2021
I overdosed on viagra the other day
It was the hardest day of my life
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Five years back I couldnβt pay my electricity bill, those were the dark days of my life
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︎ May 28 2021
Me: my nose has been running for days, I hope Iβm not getting a cold
Wife: probably just allergies, the air is full of pollen
Me: I guess you could say Iβm snotty by nature
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︎ May 29 2021
Which Disney princess spends most of her day on dating apps?
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︎ May 31 2021
Two detectives were working on a murder case in which a man murdered his wife. They were sure he did it, but they needed some piece of evidence to place him at the scene. After only three days on the case, they found their piece of evidence.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
What Are The Strongest Days?
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weekdays.
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︎ Jun 03 2021
My friend got me a cake for my cake day
He asked me what my favorite part of the day was and I replied βit was the icing on the cakeβ
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︎ Jun 04 2021
A couple of days ago, the government was overthrown by the military. Today, i moved my henhouse far away
When my wife asked me why i did it, i told her we were experiencing a coop detached
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︎ Jun 04 2021
I got in trouble for trying to eat some hot dogs on a sunny day.
People at the dog park kept calling it "animal cruelty".
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︎ Jun 05 2021
My mom thanked me for coming to visit for Motherβs Day.
I said βthanks for having me.β
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︎ May 10 2021
Lance is a fairly uncommon name these days
But in medieval times people were called Lancelot
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︎ Jun 04 2021
If it's good day you say good morning. If it's a bad day you say good mourning.
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︎ Jun 03 2021
I had a day dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a fanta sea.
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︎ May 10 2021
The other day I was stood in a queue for the barbers, the line was so long they started handing out burgers and hot dogs.
Best barber-queue Iβve ever been too
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︎ Jun 01 2021
Some days I wake up grouchy
Most days I let her sleep.
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︎ May 30 2021
On my last day of vacation, I said goodbye to the ocean...
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︎ May 23 2021
It's so hard for Necromancers to raise a family these days.
Unless of course they're buried in the same cemetery.
I guess that's how they stay fit though.
All those dead lifts.
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︎ May 27 2021
I found a joke contest the other day and really wanted to win so I submitted 10 of my best puns.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
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︎ Jun 01 2021
What has 2 hands, a face and is only ever right twice a day?
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︎ May 26 2021
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