It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
Not read Apple terms of agreement.
He certainly has plenty of experience
...it's one of the only day where tomorrow is the present day.
They're always dropping the ball.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
To the space bar !!
So on January 1st I can say “I guess hindsight is 2020!”
Happy New Years Eve
My dad: See you in a year.
Ps. It happens every damn time
I might not even go
So I replied, "K, so?"
Because it will be 2020 24 hours to go.
Because God took away their paradise.
After all, it was Adam's apple!
Adam was very fruitstrated
I really dropped the ball on that one.
It's on the house.
They feel some precipitation.
"I think it's raining" says the man.
"No, it's snowing" says the woman.
"Why don't we ask this communist officer?" Asks the man. "He's always right! Excuse me, officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining" he says, before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."
It probably ran on Python
The old man was cheery and happy while his wife did not share his joy. The old man said; "honey why're you grumpy? It's christmas!" She said; "but deer look! All our crops are dying if this goes on we won't survive the winter. We need a christmas miracle for that." The old man looked outside and said; "Honey, look a christmas miracle!" The old lady got filled with glee and looked outside, and there was santa flying in his sleigh. She said; "But honey was wasn't hoping for santa in his sleigh, I was hoping for rain-dear!"
“Watch our for the rain, dear.”
-a tour guide earlier today
Ill put on those novelty 2020 glasses and proudly say i have 2020 vision
Eve: of course, you’re the only one.
that way I always start the new year off on the right foot
We will bring in the New Year with "I am Barbara Walters and this is 2020"
Because Eve’s dropping.
Santa asked Rudolph to let him know if it was going to rain. Rudolph sniffed the air and affirmed that it was going to rain. Surprised, Mrs. Claus asked Santa “How did Rudolph know it is going to rain?” “Because” replied Santa “Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.”
It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Edits: Thanks for all the awards!
Merry Christmas Eve
It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.
And then everything crashed.
It’s Christmas Eve. (I’ll let myself out...)
The computer was branded by apple, but it had very limited memory. It only had 1 byte and then everything crashed
It was an Apple with just one byte. And then it crashed.