My buddy got to the Nissan dealership just in time to buy his truck during a sales event.
It was the Final Frontier
What tool would deal best with a traumatic event?
Keep in mind that given all of this year's events, Thanksgiving dinner can get heated
It can get re-heated the next day as well
What's the most popular event at autopsy club?
You can book my band for corporate events
We're called Linkedin Park
My Dad(64) always shows up to every event 10 minutes after it's started. We bought him a watch, told him the start time was earlier than it was, we've tried everything, but nothing works...
We just have to accept that he's a Late Boomer.
What is the frog community's favorite sporting event?
A lot of people are shocked by the recent events in NASCAR
What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.
With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.
A bar near me has an event once a week where a guy called Michael freely allows the customers to perform surgery on him...
The re-opening of LEGO stores was the biggest event of 2020.
People were lined up for blocks!
I make my dog wear shoes at social events
So nobody notices his forepaws.
I use Ironman sounds in my phones event calander for important stuff.
Certain Olympic events should be thrown out
What do you call a potato who goes to a sporting event?
I’m gutted I couldn’t go to the cheese tasting event this week
I heard it was a really fondue
Based on real life events
Arguing over current events is perfectly natural, but there’s a time and a place.
It makes people uncomfortable when they see you mask debating in public.
I'm planning a charity event for people who can't ejaculate.
Just let me know if you can't come.
It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.
It has been an unconventional year.
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
The re-opening of Lego stores was a big event
Oh yeah, people were lined up for blocks
After the events of Avengers: Endgame, Professor Hulk opened a custom woodworking business
It was called Bruce Banisters
With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.
I needed hot air balloon pilots for an event. I could either hire or use prison labor.
Dad told me I should weigh the pros and cons first.
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.
LEGO stores reopening will be one of the biggest events of 2020
People will be lined up for blocks
The crossover event we’ve all been waiting for.
Anyone remember the first Lennox Lewis - Evander Holyfield fight? I heard it was a black tie event.
With so many sporting events being cancelled they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship...
With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championships.
I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was ‘in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’
‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.
A conversation from today while attending a free santa picture event at my wife's workplace.
Lady- how old is your daughter?
Me - 5
Lady - when does she turn six?
Me - on her birthday
Lady (mad that she got dadded) when is her birthday?
Me - every year.
Wife and Lady both just sigh and walk away.
Sorry for format, I'm on mobile.
Would a Speed Dating event at Hobby Lobby be called...
My daughter said the joke was cheesy and not very Gouda. :(
A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.
He was named Justin Case.
In light of current events, I've been doing some self reflection and I came to the conclusion that I need to be more like a German child.
What do you call Chef Boyardee products that you stockpile in the event of a quarantine?
As a chef, I often get asked questions. My friend asked me what my favourite sporting event was.
I said the Soup Herb Bowl.
If reports on new events are called news
why isnt history called olds