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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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My buddy got to the Nissan dealership just in time to buy his truck during a sales event.

It was the Final Frontier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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What tool would deal best with a traumatic event?

A coping saw!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thingie2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Keep in mind that given all of this year's events, Thanksgiving dinner can get heated

It can get re-heated the next day as well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikindaguy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What's the most popular event at autopsy club?

Open Mike night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicferret
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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You can book my band for corporate events

We're called Linkedin Park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UweBlab
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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My Dad(64) always shows up to every event 10 minutes after it's started. We bought him a watch, told him the start time was earlier than it was, we've tried everything, but nothing works...

We just have to accept that he's a Late Boomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuestionableQuery
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What is the frog community's favorite sporting event?

Marsh Madness

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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A lot of people are shocked by the recent events in NASCAR

What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockboxatx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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A bar near me has an event once a week where a guy called Michael freely allows the customers to perform surgery on him...

It's an open Mike night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slatersays22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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The re-opening of LEGO stores was the biggest event of 2020.

People were lined up for blocks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgpx89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I make my dog wear shoes at social events

So nobody notices his forepaws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salazarjohann
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I use Ironman sounds in my phones event calander for important stuff.

It's a Stark reminder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zerogummi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Certain Olympic events should be thrown out

Discuss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h0ll0wface
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do you call a potato who goes to a sporting event?

A spec-tater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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The re-opening of LEGO stores was a big event in 2020...

People were lined up for blocks.

https://i.imgur.com/Ph9QdvL.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bill_Baldwin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I’m gutted I couldn’t go to the cheese tasting event this week

I heard it was a really fondue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymphomanius
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Based on real life events
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeMize_15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Arguing over current events is perfectly natural, but there’s a time and a place.

It makes people uncomfortable when they see you mask debating in public.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimgolgari
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I'm planning a charity event for people who can't ejaculate.

Just let me know if you can't come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyperGameGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.

It has been an unconventional year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MmmVomit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'

It's on paperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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The re-opening of Lego stores was a big event

Really

Oh yeah, people were lined up for blocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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After the events of Avengers: Endgame, Professor Hulk opened a custom woodworking business

It was called Bruce Banisters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllanCD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.

It will be on Paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I needed hot air balloon pilots for an event. I could either hire or use prison labor.

Dad told me I should weigh the pros and cons first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exaball
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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LEGO stores reopening will be one of the biggest events of 2020

People will be lined up for blocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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The crossover event we’ve all been waiting for.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jokebadly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Anyone remember the first Lennox Lewis - Evander Holyfield fight? I heard it was a black tie event.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puppylove1000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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With so many sporting events being cancelled they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship...

It’s on paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Electric current events. /r/Jokes/comments/gttx2j/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championships.

They're on paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ben_Zedd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was β€˜in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’

β€˜Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pheebsbrown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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A conversation from today while attending a free santa picture event at my wife's workplace.

Lady- how old is your daughter?

Me - 5

Lady - when does she turn six?

Me - on her birthday

Lady (mad that she got dadded) when is her birthday?

Me - every year.

Wife and Lady both just sigh and walk away.

Sorry for format, I'm on mobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enis_with_a_p
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Would a Speed Dating event at Hobby Lobby be called...

Craft Singles?

My daughter said the joke was cheesy and not very Gouda. :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guycelium
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.

He was named Justin Case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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In light of current events, I've been doing some self reflection and I came to the conclusion that I need to be more like a German child.

I need to be kinder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strmgdndl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What do you call Chef Boyardee products that you stockpile in the event of a quarantine?

Beef-alone-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dante640XX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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As a chef, I often get asked questions. My friend asked me what my favourite sporting event was.

I said the Soup Herb Bowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aveonick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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If reports on new events are called news

why isnt history called olds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/posebean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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