Annual Puns

It looks like no one showed up.

I beat the raining champion.

I guess they must have realized I'm not a fungi.

One of the techs did a stand up comedy routine. The humor wasn’t very funny, it mostly went for shock value.

Times Square!

It was the vest day ever. Until i had to take mine off. I just wasn't as invested as they were.

We hope to have more than 1 person show up this year.

As he's entering, a security guard stops him and says "You have to leave now. This area is staff only."

At the Sir-conference

Now its the winter of discount tents!

It’s their fall meeting.

Thankfully no one showed up.

And the pelican keepers warn that they could be facing some enormous bills.

The Holy Roman Umpire!

... sorry.

When they go to lunch during the conference, they eat from the “Buffett Buffet.”

but how often do you see biannual parades?

It really turned into a huge Snoo's fest.

"We'll ketchup later but first I mus-turd!"

He must not have slept much last night because he was feeling a little teste.

Proving once again that gneiss guys finish last.

Because the winner was a cheetah

In fact, it was a cat-ass-trophy!

We call it "In Depends Dance Day."

I propose that today, March 4, should be Annual Dad Joke Day. This is dedicated to my father, who has asked me, once a year, "What day of the year is a command?"

...because they were impatients.

Times Square!