The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster.

It looks like no one showed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Se7enineteen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!

I beat the raining champion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I wasn't invited to perform on the annual mushroom stand-up comedy show

I guess they must have realized I'm not a fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abaght
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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The electric company I work for has a talent show at the annual company party.

One of the techs did a stand up comedy routine. The humor wasn’t very funny, it mostly went for shock value.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikkl_rikk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Where do mathematicians hold their annual convention?

Times Square!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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My family all wore vests for the annual family photo day.

It was the vest day ever. Until i had to take mine off. I just wasn't as invested as they were.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyperGameGuy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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We are holding our annual social anxiety conference this weekend.

We hope to have more than 1 person show up this year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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A baton walks into the annual walking stick confrence.

As he's entering, a security guard stops him and says "You have to leave now. This area is staff only."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Aristeian
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Where do the knights of the round table have their annual gatherings?

At the Sir-conference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I saw a sign outside a camping shop advertising their annual sale. It read...

Now its the winter of discount tents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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The American Ladder Institute has an annual meeting in October. They have several safety seminars and so on.

It’s their fall meeting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/segfaulting_again
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Once again the annual ninja parade passed through town unnoticed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchy987
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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I was really nervous when I was asked to be the main speaker at the Introverts’ annual convention, but everything turned out ok.

Thankfully no one showed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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London Zoo is beginning it's annual stocktake...

And the pelican keepers warn that they could be facing some enormous bills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrplShrp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Who calls balls and strikes at the annual Vatican softball game?

The Holy Roman Umpire!

... sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeowvan
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2015
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Warren Buffet (self-made billionaire) holds an annual conference for aspiring entrepreneurs.

When they go to lunch during the conference, they eat from the β€œBuffett Buffet.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realmattmoseley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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I was going to apply at a vegetarian restaurant until I saw they were actually offering to pay an annual celery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/resmungomandinga
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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There seems to be a lot of annual gay pride parades every year,

but how often do you see biannual parades?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErikMFoss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Did you guys hear how boring the annual gathering of reddit mascots turned out?

It really turned into a huge Snoo's fest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainPatent
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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When food poisoning breaks out at the Annual Condiments Convention...

"We'll ketchup later but first I mus-turd!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CymbalTarget2327
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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I went to the Dr. today for my annual physical.

He must not have slept much last night because he was feeling a little teste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JT078
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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In the annual scientistific track and field meet, the geologists always lose

Proving once again that gneiss guys finish last.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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Why was the tiger mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nurris
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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When I worked as a vet we had an annual competition to find the cat with the dirtiest butt and the winner would get a trophy. This competition wasn't too successful...

In fact, it was a cat-ass-trophy!

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The retirement center where my elderly grandmother lives has an annual 4th-of-July ball for the residents.

We call it "In Depends Dance Day."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoGators2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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Annual Dad Joke Day

I propose that today, March 4, should be Annual Dad Joke Day. This is dedicated to my father, who has asked me, once a year, "What day of the year is a command?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruberik
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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Planting some annuals today, told my son they had to be done immediately...

...because they were impatients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ja647
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2015
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Where do mathematicians hold their annual conventions?

Times Square!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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