The Annual Puns

A list of puns related to "The Annual"

The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster.

It looks like no one showed up.

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👤︎ u/Se7enineteen
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!

I beat the raining champion.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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I wasn't invited to perform on the annual mushroom stand-up comedy show

I guess they must have realized I'm not a fungi.

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👤︎ u/Abaght
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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The electric company I work for has a talent show at the annual company party.

One of the techs did a stand up comedy routine. The humor wasn’t very funny, it mostly went for shock value.

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👤︎ u/pikkl_rikk
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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My family all wore vests for the annual family photo day.

It was the vest day ever. Until i had to take mine off. I just wasn't as invested as they were.

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👤︎ u/HyperGameGuy
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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A baton walks into the annual walking stick confrence.

As he's entering, a security guard stops him and says "You have to leave now. This area is staff only."

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👤︎ u/The_Aristeian
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Where do the knights of the round table have their annual gatherings?

At the Sir-conference

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👤︎ u/mitcheg3k
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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The American Ladder Institute has an annual meeting in October. They have several safety seminars and so on.

It’s their fall meeting.

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👤︎ u/segfaulting_again
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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Once again the annual ninja parade passed through town unnoticed.
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👤︎ u/twitchy987
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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I was really nervous when I was asked to be the main speaker at the Introverts’ annual convention, but everything turned out ok.

Thankfully no one showed up.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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Who calls balls and strikes at the annual Vatican softball game?

The Holy Roman Umpire!

... sorry.

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👤︎ u/yeowvan
📅︎ May 12 2015
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Did you guys hear how boring the annual gathering of reddit mascots turned out?

It really turned into a huge Snoo's fest.

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👤︎ u/CaptainPatent
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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When food poisoning breaks out at the Annual Condiments Convention...

"We'll ketchup later but first I mus-turd!"

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👤︎ u/CymbalTarget2327
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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I went to the Dr. today for my annual physical.

He must not have slept much last night because he was feeling a little teste.

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👤︎ u/JT078
📅︎ May 11 2018
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A man and his girlfriend plan their annual sex themed Olympics, and the man brags of his ability to win gold...

Dejected, his girlfriend says, "maybe you can take one for the team and try coming second for once."

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👤︎ u/Godredd
📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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In the annual scientistific track and field meet, the geologists always lose

Proving once again that gneiss guys finish last.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 27 2017
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Why was the tiger mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

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👤︎ u/nurris
📅︎ Oct 31 2015
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When I worked as a vet we had an annual competition to find the cat with the dirtiest butt and the winner would get a trophy. This competition wasn't too successful...

In fact, it was a cat-ass-trophy!

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👤︎ u/DeadBabiesForDinner
📅︎ Feb 16 2017
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The retirement center where my elderly grandmother lives has an annual 4th-of-July ball for the residents.

We call it "In Depends Dance Day."

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👤︎ u/GoGators2
📅︎ Jul 05 2016
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