Everyone looked really fly...
also there was a massive line for the cloakroom.
They raise the woof!
They were my deter ants.
The bouncer said, "You can't come in. You haven't got a tie."
The man replied "Yes, I have. It's this piece of string."
The man asked the string "Are you a tie?"
The string replied "No, I'm a frayed knot."
Because he is 2 square.
It was no small feat!
When someone said, "What the fuck are you doing with that skateboard?"
They said, "You can't come in, we're full."
I said, "I'll come back when you're hungry then."
The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
It’s stopped in its tracks by the bouncer.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa! No spoilers!”
Everyone there seemed a bit out of place.
The sink tells one of the bouncers: “Come on I’ve had a rough day, just let me in why don’t you. The bouncer replies: “Maybe you’re not the only one that’s had a bad day, maybe I have too. Let that sink in.” The second bouncer opens the door.
"The Mars Bar."
This was a legit quote from Musk at South by Southwest. He followed it by saying "I love dad jokes"
It was a total flop!
No body came!
As a chronic dad-joker, I'm always on the lookout for opportunities.
Today, while getting groceries, I saw a cheerful fellow chatting it up with two women.
In passing, I commented on the group's clear enjoyment of each other's company, when he suddenly declared, "I just found out these two ladies run the hottest nightclub in town!"
I raised my eyebrows and said, "Really? Maybe they should...install some air conditioning."
I saw myself out. (Of the shopping aisle. Immediately.)
Everyone looked really fly, but there was a massive queue for the cloakroom.
Because he is 2 square.
Because he is 2 square.
