What prehistoric animal was the queen of disco?
Dianasaurus Ross
Did I ever tell the story of the time I went to the seafood disco?
I pulled a mussel.
What substance do they make disco floors out of?
Getdowntonite
In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.
The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:
“Don’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”
Why did shaggy go to the under water disco?
He likes a Scuba do.
Late last night I walked into a really dodgy looking Disco named Medusa's
At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
How did dancers in the 70s stay on their feet at a disco?
With the grooves in their sole!
If The Moon Was A Disco
There would definitely be Panic at the disco
A Panic! At The Disco would be better than 5 seconds of summer
My friends and I are doing a project on Mars and our group name was, “Deimos! at the Disco”
Because Deimos and Phobos are Mars’s moons. Phobos means Fear and you can guess what Deimos means
I dropped and smashed my disco ball today.
Now I've got 7000 years bad luck.
If two online friends meet each other first time in real world in disco club...
... can we say that they disconnected?
Did you hear about the North Korean disco?
It had lots of funk, but very little Seoul.
I went to a seafood disco last week...
and pulled a mussel.
I went to a seafood disco
and I couldn’t dance because I pulled a mussel.
I went to a seafood disco last weekend.
I pulled a mussel.
Why couldn’t the shellfish go to the seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel
Did you hear about the shellfish who went to the disco?
He pulled a mussel.
I went to the seafood disco last night...
I pulled a muscle!
I went to a seafood disco last week…
and pulled a mussel!
I went to a seafood disco last week...
...and pulled a mussel.
