Nazi Synthesizer
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📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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I'm 38, and I really want to buy a synthesizer

I think I'm having a MIDI-life crisis.

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📅︎ Jan 08 2016
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Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating

It's panda-moan-ium.

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📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Everyone said the pill that I synthesized tastes bad, but I didn't believe them

So they gave me a taste of my own medicine

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📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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Hitler invents a time machine...

It's some time in the second world war and Hitlers top scientists have built a time machine. Eager to use it, but fearing an accident, the fuhrer instead sends one of his henchman forward to 1985, hoping to gain knowledge of the future to use against his enemies.

Much to Hitlers chagrin however, the henchman quickly returns to the present with only a Casio Keyboard in hand. Breathless with excitement, he declares "Mein Fuhrer! With this device we shall wage sonic warfare on our enemies!"... He hits the demo button and the room is filled with sound.

"So... what do you think?" says the henchman.

Hitler, aghast at this otherworldly device says

"You must be mad Schultz! There's no place in this world for a Nazi Synthesizer!"

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👤︎ u/tomheist
📅︎ Jun 15 2016
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Wife (reading Star Wars blog): What are 'Midichlorians?'

Me: Midichlorians are synthesized chlorians that are supposed to sound like real chlorians, but never quite do.

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📅︎ Jan 09 2018
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