Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koukasen_np
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Polkageist: Its all going "accordion" to my plan!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphadragoon89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Accordion to a recent study, 90% of people didn’t realize

I put an instrument at the start of this sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/revaforce
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Accordion to research...

95% percent of people don't notice when you replace a word with an instrument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samarpaul77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Accordion to a recent survey replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What do you call a pretty girl hanging out on a accordion players arm?

A tattoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Accordion to a recent study, you can replace one word with the name of a musical instrument without anybody noticing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrBELDING69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Accordion to Jim
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomberIII
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2017
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Alexander Hrustevich is dern good at playing the instrument that Weird Al plays...

But accordion to album sales, Weird Al is richer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What happens when you crash your fancy new car?

Your Mercedes bends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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A man only plays his instrument when alone

Accordion to himself, he’s great

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πŸ‘€︎ u/double_tap_00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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My ex-girlfriend used to beat me with stringed instruments.

I didn’t know she had a history with Violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teeter925
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Lyrical

Accordion to recent studies, everyday words in sentences can be replaced, unnoticed, by names of musical instruments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finnamischa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Are musical instruments therapeutic?

Well, accordion to science

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Someone once told me they heard I was a poor squeeze box player ...

I asked them, "Accordion to who?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Car accidents

What do you call a Japanese car that gets in to an accident?
A Honda Accordion

Did you hear about the car accident in Sweden?
It was a real Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don’t notice it when you replace random words with musical instruments.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreninjaTube
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AYKW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hgbleackley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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