A turkey that can pluck itself.
Because they banned Jo from playing the banjo
It turns out the banjo will really bring down your lap time.
No strings attached
Also banjo same condition
My friend, Joe plays the guitar pretty well, so I told him, "Joe, you play the guitar pretty well. Have you ever been in a banjo?"
I am looking at office space, planning a big move. My future office-mate and I were talking to my wife about a space, and we commented on how old the kitchen looked. She asked if that mattered - how much will we be using the kitchen.
I told her it does matter. That may be an office for two people.
Who, she asked me.
Dinah. Not sure who else yet. But I do know this:
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah.
Someone's in the kitchen I know-oh-oh-oh Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah Strummin' on an old banjo.
She asked if I didn't have work to do.
I heard some banjo music off in the distance. Some time later, there's a knock at my door. Staring through the peephole, I see two toothless hillbillies. One has a shotgun, the other has a frozen pizza.
Frightened, I barricade myself inside the apartment. I tell them to go away, that I'm calling the police.
That's when one of the hillbillies spoke up and said, "Aw, come on! It's not Deliverance, it's DiGiorno!"
A few weeks ago my wife and I were at a festival called "The Banjo-b-que Fest". On Saturday afternoon we stopped at a convenience store and upon noticing my concert wristband the clerk gave me a smirk and asked "How's the festival, did you eat any good banjos while you were there?" I replied, " I tried one, a bit stringy for my tasty. " His smirk disappeared after that.