Mandolin Puns

A list of puns related to "Mandolin"

What do you call a young mandolin?

A boydolin

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blueratgirl
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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The Art of Mandolin War
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 13 2013
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What is the most macho musical instrument?

MANdolin

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chelseadaggered
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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Got the ER nurse and receptionist while being treated.

I sliced the tip of my finger off on a kitchen mandolin and after much convincing from my wife we went to the ER.

Nurse: Sorry for the long wait and thank you for your patience.

Me: This patient's got patience, so no worries.

Wife, nurse and receptionist: groans

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shifty21
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 06 2015
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