What do you get after playing a lute for 10 hours straight?

Minstrel cramps.

Edit: (I'm sorry. Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Lemme go buy some lute boxes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/donotread123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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So I went to a costume party dressed as a harp.

The host says, β€œWhat are you dressed as?” I tell him, β€œI’m a harp.” He says, β€œBut your costume is to small to be a harp.” I was incredibly offended, and tell him, β€œAre you calling me a lyre?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What's a musical pirate's favorite thing to steal?

That sweet lute.

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"A Riot an the Renaissance Faire!"

Police intervened before anyone began luting.

(Stolen from today's Shoe comic strip... But too good not to share.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Did you hear about the robbery at the music store?!

The thief made off with the lute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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People in the 17th century were so baroque...

there was constant luting in the streets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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My short-lived stint playing music for hospital patients is over

I got arrested for luting the coughers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyPeeSacIsFull
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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From my recent DnD game, in the local tavern

Bard: I take out my lute and start playing

Druid: I take out my flute and join in

Dm: rolls. Everybody loves it. (Paraphrased. Took much longer)

Me: Hey. Where did you keep the flute? Would you say maybe in the brim of your shoe? Like how some keep a knife in their boot? Please, just go with it

So the lute and the flute from the boot was a hoot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmndrhurricane
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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Took a side job

I started playing the lute at the pub for extra cash. Thought they would call me a musician but I got bard. Can't go there anymore. My buddy thinks it's because the barkeep wasn't in her minstrel cycle

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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