Edit: (I'm sorry. Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.)
The host says, “What are you dressed as?” I tell him, “I’m a harp.” He says, “But your costume is to small to be a harp.” I was incredibly offended, and tell him, “Are you calling me a lyre?!”
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
That sweet lute.
Police intervened before anyone began luting.
(Stolen from today's Shoe comic strip... But too good not to share.)
The thief made off with the lute.
there was constant luting in the streets
I got arrested for luting the coughers.
Bard: I take out my lute and start playing
Druid: I take out my flute and join in
Dm: rolls. Everybody loves it. (Paraphrased. Took much longer)
Me: Hey. Where did you keep the flute? Would you say maybe in the brim of your shoe? Like how some keep a knife in their boot? Please, just go with it
So the lute and the flute from the boot was a hoot