You calling me a lyre
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doggie209
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Lyre, Lyre, Apollo’s on fire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glorious_bangla
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Egyptians claimed to have invented the guitar,

But they were such lyres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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So I went to a costume party dressed as a harp.

The host says, β€œWhat are you dressed as?” I tell him, β€œI’m a harp.” He says, β€œBut your costume is to small to be a harp.” I was incredibly offended, and tell him, β€œAre you calling me a lyre?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Costume party (from r/me_irl)

Host: what are you?

Me: I'm a harp.

Host: Your costumes too small to be a harp.

Me: are you calling me a lyre!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpdefender9001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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My friend called me in a panic and shouted, β€œAn evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...

...he’s really a big lyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flamingkitten101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I tried convincing my friends I was a small harp.

But they just called me a lyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Max-Volume
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.

Frankly, I think he's a lyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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That one harp never told the truth

He was known to be a lyre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashnakag
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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At a costume party

Guy 1: What are you dressed as?

Guy 2: I'm a harp

Guy 1: That looks too small for a harp

Guy 2: You calling me a lyre?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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My best friend called me and said "An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don't know what to do!"

I drove all the way to his house just to find out he's just a big fucking lyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0theoneandonly0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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You should never trust a harp

They’re big lyres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelkulus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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I have a friend who told me he collects large ancient Greek instruments in his free time

What a massive lyre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bertmaclin69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What’s an honest person’s least favorite instrument?

The lyre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chakasicle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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(X-post) You can't trust Greek instruments.

They're known lyres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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About the time I dressed up as a harp to go to a costume party

Another party attendee challenged me, saying "no way is your costume a harp".

I replied, ">!So, are you calling me a lyre?!<"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Costume Party

My dad was really quiet for about 20 minutes (usually a sign that he's concocting a pun) and then spouted out this gem:

Two people meet at a costume party

"What did you dress up as?" "I'm a harp!" "Really? It looks a little small to be a harp." "Are calling me a lyre?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Son0fThunder144
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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I met a shapeshifter who said she could turn herself into a harp

She was a massive lyre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littleboypunder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Costume Party

Host: What are you? Me: A Harp Host: Your costume's too small to be a harp Me: Are you calling me a lyre?

Credit to u/IronProdigyOfficial , x-post from r/whitepeopletwitter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GiboXD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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What is a politicians favorite musical instrument?

The lyre...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnoldbzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Apparently someone got arrested here for making false instruments.

I guess those instruments must have been lyres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edderiofer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2015
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What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre

(x-post from /r/jokes)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OGBaldEagle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2015
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Went to a costume party

Host: What are you? Me: A harp. Host: Your costume is too small for a harp. Me: Are you calling me a lyre!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaphaelSmurfus
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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(X-post) You can't trust Greek instruments.

They're known lyres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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