But they were such lyres.
The host says, “What are you dressed as?” I tell him, “I’m a harp.” He says, “But your costume is to small to be a harp.” I was incredibly offended, and tell him, “Are you calling me a lyre?!”
Host: what are you?
Me: I'm a harp.
Host: Your costumes too small to be a harp.
Me: are you calling me a lyre!?
...he’s really a big lyre.
But they just called me a lyre.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
He was known to be a lyre
Guy 1: What are you dressed as?
Guy 2: I'm a harp
Guy 1: That looks too small for a harp
Guy 2: You calling me a lyre?
I drove all the way to his house just to find out he's just a big fucking lyre.
What a massive lyre
They're known lyres.
Another party attendee challenged me, saying "no way is your costume a harp".
I replied, ">!So, are you calling me a lyre?!<"
My dad was really quiet for about 20 minutes (usually a sign that he's concocting a pun) and then spouted out this gem:
Two people meet at a costume party
"What did you dress up as?" "I'm a harp!" "Really? It looks a little small to be a harp." "Are calling me a lyre?"
She was a massive lyre
Host: What are you? Me: A Harp Host: Your costume's too small to be a harp Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
Credit to u/IronProdigyOfficial , x-post from r/whitepeopletwitter
I guess those instruments must have been lyres.
(x-post from /r/jokes)
Host: What are you? Me: A harp. Host: Your costume is too small for a harp. Me: Are you calling me a lyre!?