My friend and I went fishing. He cast out first and got a bite. So he reeled in a trumpet. Then he cast out in a different area, got a bite and reeled in a clarinet.

After he cast out the third time, I said "maybe you'll reel in a bass soon!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalJunkie101
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I took my clarinet back to the music shop,

"I don't know what it is," I said, "I can only seem to be able to play one tune on it, Perfect Day, nothing else seems right or in tune."

"Let's have a look," said the assistant as he dismantled my clarinet.

"Ha, there's the problem, looks like it was fitted with a Lou Reed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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My son is playing the clarinet for a school concert this evening

It’s a good thing his bedroom is soundproof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercolorecords
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Brother: What should I play for my clarinet recital?

Dad: Probably the clarinet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Littlenigger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2014
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What's a fisherman's favorite instrument?

Castanets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bathroom_Pninja
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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So my daughter is signing up for band.

"I want to play the clarinet very badly!"

"Why not pay attention so you can play well?"

glares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimrob4
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2016
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Can clever moms play too?

I was putting my clarinet on my closet shelf (the kind that has a rack for clothes attached), and the entire shelf collapsed, came out of the wall, and 2 trumpets in cases came down on top of me. Went to tell mom I broke my closet, said I was a bit shell-shocked and it startled the hell out of me. She said, "Don't you mean shelf-shocked?"

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