If you suck at playing the trumpet...
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If you suck at playing the trumpet...

that’s probably why.

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Hi! I got a chance to play the trumpet for my school band!‡️

BUT I blew it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psyche_a_trik
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I've been told I could be a talented trumpet player but...

I'm not one to toot my own horn.

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If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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How are pirates like trumpets?

They murder the high C’s!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebvillanueva
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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This trumpet joke is very bad, et is very bad!
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I told the person who was playing my trumpet

To stop pushing my buttons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luigigamer74002
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets.

I'd hate to toot my own horn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
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After letting out a trumpet of a fart my toddler stopped, gasped and said, "did you just hear that elephant?"

She's going to be a great dad someday.

Edit: predicted text

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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If you suck at playing the trumpet...

Perhaps that's why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jakubious7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet

He was a Tudor tooter tutor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Trumpet sounds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeDontKnowIsTaken
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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If you suck at playing trumpet, that’s probably why. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gyan_Star
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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One for the orchestral dads: What should you do if you can't afford a fancy trumpet?

Buy a frugelhorn

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My wife plays violin. I used to play trumpet. Last night we talked aviation.

My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.

Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."

Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"

Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."

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I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London tube

He went from barking to tooting in 15 minutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K00lguy720
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Why did Voldemort play the trumpet?

Because he was in the azkaband.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NegativeFux
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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What do you call an annoying person who plays the trumpet

A brasshole

Credit: u/LucinaFailure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gameknight89344
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Why is a Pharaoh like a trumpet?

They have a toot in common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ziggystarfist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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Do you want to hear my joke about a trumpet?

..... .......... err .... ahh I blew it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davetep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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Why did the trumpet player get arrested?

For fingering in A Flat Minor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raccoonzilla35
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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Dad, can you say "trumpet" in French?

"Trumpet in French"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2016
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Learned a hymn on my trumpet today...

I told my dad about it and he asked me which one it was so I hummed it for him and he asks "are you sure that's a hymn?" and I answered, "Hmm, maybe it wasn't a hymn...maybe it was a her!"

Dadjoked my dad :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/odie1kenobi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2015
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Went to buy myself a Trumpet

After trying a lot of trumpets, I asked if they had any light trumpets, they came back with this. Commence epic laughter from the salesman.. Sigh...

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If you suck at playing the trumpet,

that's probably why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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If you suck at playing trumpet

Then that's probably why

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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If you suck at playing the trumpet,

that's probably why...

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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If you suck on the trumpet, that's probably why...
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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If you suck at playing the trumpet

That's probably why.

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