Because it sounded kinda horny around the children.
But If You Ask Me, He Was Just Tootin’ Common
We went from Barking to Tooting in 20 minutes!
After he cast out the third time, I said "maybe you'll reel in a bass soon!"
I'd hate to toot my own horn.
that’s probably why.
I didn’t want to toot my own horn.
She's going to be a great dad someday.
Edit: predicted text
BUT I blew it
I'm not one to toot my own horn.
They murder the high C’s!
To stop pushing my buttons
My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.
Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."
Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"
Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."
He was a Tudor tooter tutor.
Because he was in the azkaband.
Buy a frugelhorn
They have a toot in common.
..... .......... err .... ahh I blew it!
For fingering in A Flat Minor
"Trumpet in French"
After trying a lot of trumpets, I asked if they had any light trumpets, they came back with this. Commence epic laughter from the salesman.. Sigh...
I told my dad about it and he asked me which one it was so I hummed it for him and he asks "are you sure that's a hymn?" and I answered, "Hmm, maybe it wasn't a hymn...maybe it was a her!"
Dadjoked my dad :)
Perhaps that's why.
that's probably why.
Then that's probably why
that's probably why...