What do you call someone who hits people with brass instruments?

A bugilist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Salty_Cellist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a tuba glue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call an influencer who makes videos about brass instruments?

A Youtuba

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titelbech
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What do you call a woodwind instrument made of brass that only speaks English?

An anglosaxophone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lZombieChaserl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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On vacation, my parents saw a "modern art installment" made of multiple brass instruments welded together ...

My dad told us the exhibition was entitled, "I'm so horny."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicAutumn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2014
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I recently found out that in most schools nowadays ...

Brass instruments are band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Which musical instrument is most likely to take legal action against the others?

The sue-saphone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doug_The_Plug
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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My wife plays violin. I used to play trumpet. Last night we talked aviation.

My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.

Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."

Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"

Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfofurn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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How do you fix a brass instrument?

With a tuba glue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandAmIt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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