Take the bowl, buy the horns .
Now I really let it slide
The flute woodwind.
Don’t get into any treble
I wish I didn’t learn that fact during my daughter’s school concert.
A xilobone! (Bet you thought about a trombone Huh)
I'd hate to toot my own horn.
What's a skeletons favorite instrument? You may be thinking trombone but... It's a saxobone
So lets all make a skeleTON of puns while i play the tromBONE and send chills down their SPINE. Those where just examples as they were tibial puns, but it might have been enough to hit your funny bone. So lets all bone our punny puns and take a crack at making spooky jokes. Remember to make more spooky puns today or you will be the one with no backbone.
Edit: Fixed logic
A member of my section drops their trombone and says: "Today is really getting off on the right foot."
Me: "No you start on your left."
I had a trombone soon after.
My wife was making pancakes and she asked me to get out and warm up some maple syrup. As I started looking around for a receptacle and method to warm it up, she said:
W: Didn't we get a little pourer?
Me: Gosh no, I think our overall income has gone up, why?
Sad Trombone: Sad Trombones.
What is a Vampire favorite fruit?
What kind of dogs do Vampires like best?
How does a ghost cry?
What does a skeleton always say before he eats?
What kind of key should you always take to a haunted house?
Why do Vampires need mouthwash?
What kinds of street do Zombies like?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
What did the black cat call the mouse on roller skates?
What does a vampire never at a restaurant?
What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
Why did the witch stand in front of the podium?
What does a ghosts have for dessert?
What is a skeletons favorite instrument?
What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?
Be honest, how many did you get? What is your dad score?
EDIT: can't get spoiler tags to work...
"Tuba and Trombone" my friend says back and he astonishingly responds "AT THE SAME TIME?!"
I had a church service that I needed to order the music for. I was explaining to my dad just what needed to be ordered. I play Trombone, and naturally needed music in Bass Clef. So he asks me about the clef and I told him I needed Bass Clef.
He goes..."You sure you don't need Trout or Halibut clef?"
I saw a music recital at school and a trombone trio came up. There were two members named Sam and in the middle of the trio was a man named Miles. Miles said the group's name was "A Miles Samwich."
My friend (a girl) was texting her BF (who plays the trombone). This is the conversation:
Her: Hey, wanna come over tonight ;)
Him: Shall I bring my music knowledge?
Her: Why would that matter?
Him: Because I know how to bone in 7 different positions ;)