Take the bowl, buy the horns .
Now I really let it slide
The flute woodwind.
Don’t get into any treble
I wish I didn’t learn that fact during my daughter’s school concert.
Aye Matey.
A xilobone! (Bet you thought about a trombone Huh)
I'd hate to toot my own horn.
The xylobone.
What's a skeletons favorite instrument? You may be thinking trombone but... It's a saxobone
So lets all make a skeleTON of puns while i play the tromBONE and send chills down their SPINE. Those where just examples as they were tibial puns, but it might have been enough to hit your funny bone. So lets all bone our punny puns and take a crack at making spooky jokes. Remember to make more spooky puns today or you will be the one with no backbone.
Trombones
A trombone.
A xylobone.
Edit: Fixed logic
A member of my section drops their trombone and says: "Today is really getting off on the right foot."
Me: "No you start on your left."
I had a trombone soon after.
My wife was making pancakes and she asked me to get out and warm up some maple syrup. As I started looking around for a receptacle and method to warm it up, she said:
W: Didn't we get a little pourer?
Me: Gosh no, I think our overall income has gone up, why?
Sad Trombone: Sad Trombones.
What is a Vampire favorite fruit?
- Neckterines
What kind of dogs do Vampires like best?
- Blood hounds
How does a ghost cry?
- Boo Hoo
What does a skeleton always say before he eats?
- Bone Appetite
What kind of key should you always take to a haunted house?
- Skeleton Key
Why do Vampires need mouthwash?
- Because they have bat breath
What kinds of street do Zombies like?
- Dead ends.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
- Frost Bite
What did the black cat call the mouse on roller skates?
- Meals on wheels
What does a vampire never at a restaurant?
- A stake sandwich
What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
- It's a pain in the neck.
Why did the witch stand in front of the podium?
- To give a Screech
What does a ghosts have for dessert?
- I-Scream
What is a skeletons favorite instrument?
- A trombone
What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?
- A Lab
Be honest, how many did you get? What is your dad score?
EDIT: can't get spoiler tags to work...
"Tuba and Trombone" my friend says back and he astonishingly responds "AT THE SAME TIME?!"
I had a church service that I needed to order the music for. I was explaining to my dad just what needed to be ordered. I play Trombone, and naturally needed music in Bass Clef. So he asks me about the clef and I told him I needed Bass Clef.
He goes..."You sure you don't need Trout or Halibut clef?"
I saw a music recital at school and a trombone trio came up. There were two members named Sam and in the middle of the trio was a man named Miles. Miles said the group's name was "A Miles Samwich."
My friend (a girl) was texting her BF (who plays the trombone). This is the conversation:
Her: Hey, wanna come over tonight ;)
Him: Shall I bring my music knowledge?
Her: Why would that matter?
Him: Because I know how to bone in 7 different positions ;)
A trombone.
Trombones.
Trombones.
Trombones!
A trombone
Well, I used to play the trombone but I let it slide.
