I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
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Furiously honks car horn in the middle of no where without a car in sight.
Kids: looks up from their phones, βwhy did you do that for?β
Dad: βto scare away the elephants!β
Kids: βwhat elephants?!!β
Dad: βsee itβs working!β
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Thank you! Thank you very much!
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What do you call an expert wine taster from the horn of Africa?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I donβt mean to toot my own horn
But sometimes I have trouble getting into the driverβs seat.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
The Egyptian government has asked Cairoβs taxi drivers to drive around and sound their horns in the hope that familiar sounds will help calm the residents following the pandemic.
Operation Toot And Calm βEm will last a week.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What do you call a cow with horns painted red?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.
It was a toot and car moon.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I don't like to toot my own horn,
But that's why I'm a terrible trumpet player.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
My daughter put her eye patch on my girlfriend's head like a horn.
Who knew she was able to breed unicornias
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Have you heard of the disease that causes horns, spots, and hooves?
Scientists and doctors agree it's caused by a mootation
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︎ Jan 14 2020
What do you call a unicorn with a corn cob instead of a horn
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︎ Feb 05 2020
My car horn wasnβt working, so I took it to a Boy Scout.
He fixed it and said, βBeep repairedβ
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︎ Feb 25 2019
{air horn sound}
{second air horn sound}
Me: βThis isnβt deodorant.β
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︎ Oct 12 2019
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
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︎ Oct 19 2017
What has one horn and gives milk?
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︎ Dec 22 2018
Did you know there is a new horse species with one eye and a horn?
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︎ Oct 14 2019
What does Japanese bull say just before killing someone with its horns?
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︎ Jun 04 2019
What does a cowβs car horn sounds like?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
What do you call a unicorn with its horn cut off?
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︎ Dec 20 2018
What's the point of a Narwhal's horn?
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︎ Aug 03 2019
If a unicorn is a horse with one horn...
a horse with zero horns is an acorn.
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︎ Feb 23 2019
If ants had horns what will they be called?
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︎ Jul 04 2019
How do you call horns for insects?
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︎ May 06 2019
I hate to toot my own horn, but.....
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Seismologists predict a 9.2 magnitude earthquake will hit the Horn of Africa region.
It will really shake Djibouti.
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︎ Jan 10 2019
My dadβs horse grew a horn out of its forehead after it ate this strange mutant maize.
It was a real unique corn.
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︎ Oct 04 2018
Iβve been learning to play a Ramβs Horn.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
The scoutmaster and the mechanic (probably heard before) What did the mechanic say to the scoutmaster when he fixed the horn on his car?
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︎ Jul 15 2017
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︎ Jun 19 2015
What do you call a single French Horn playing Star Wars?
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︎ Sep 24 2013
I'm taking lessons to be a substitute horn player at a local synagogue
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︎ Jul 04 2016
We just heard a fire engine speeding down the road blaring sirens and honking the horn
"He's not gonna sell much ice cream going at that speed"
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︎ Dec 27 2015
I have this nurse shark trophy with Chicago Bulls horns.
I call it the Bull-shark. My bro told me I should take the tags off the horns, I told him, "Nah, leave 'em on, I want people to know he's fresh."
True Story.
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︎ May 09 2015
Not to toot my own horn but...
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︎ Mar 04 2020
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"
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︎ May 08 2019
What do you call a unicorn with no horn?
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︎ Apr 13 2018
What has one horn and gives milk?
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︎ Apr 06 2018
What did the Boy Scout say after he fixed his dad's car horn?
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︎ Dec 28 2014
What did Scar say after he fixed his car horn?
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︎ Nov 27 2015
What do you call a Unicorn without the horn?
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︎ Sep 21 2015
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