If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...
Does that make them Coffinated?
Before Pterodactyls evolved, dinosaurs could only process information in Pgigadactyls
I’ve started an organization that grants scholarships to former armed services individuals that want to become animal doctors. Grantees are awarded based on an interview process.
I call it “Best bets for vetting vets for vets”
I'm in the process of adjusting the clocks in my house
Now all my rooms but the kitchen sync.
Thought process for this one was particularly long winded
Currently in the process of uniting a kingdom
I created a Linux background process for the Message Analysis Test Tool.
I call it the MATT DAEMON!!!
I read a very interesting ancient Egyptian blog post describing the embalming process
The chemist who created the periodic table was stumped during his process of developing the table. Suddenly, he realized:
He was missing a key element the whole time
Since impeachment is an entirely political process...
Will public opinion sufficiently Schifft through these proceedings??
To save his business, my butcher is trying an experimental process where he gives his cows magic mushrooms before slaughtering them.
Let's just say...the steaks are high.
A friend of mine was discouraged that they couldn't come up with dad jokes. I told them anyone can make dad jokes, you just have to stretch out the thought process a little father.
Walking up stairs is a multi-step process
Learning to walk is a multi-step process
If anyone could just reverse the process of making wine, that would be grape.
Frequent nap taking slows the aging process.
Especially if you take them when you are driving.
"How to break up with your girlfriend: a two step process"
Step 1: take off your glasses
Step 2: say: 'I'm afraid I can't see you anymore!'
I've discovered the exact process by which a woman becomes a thot, but I'm having issues explaining it.
No one can follow my thot process.
My friend asked me about the process of colonoscopy.
Me: forget it...its a pain in the ass.
I just finished a great documentary about the process by which metal sheets are fastened together with steel bolts.
Do you know the god who is in charge of the aging process of humans?
He is called as the MANAGER.
The process of adding puns to a sentence should be called puntuation
What is the process by which cells do not replicate
What do you call a long, painful casting process for movies?
I'm in the process of writing an extraordinary telescope joke.
If you ask a girl to explain why she cheated on you, you're asking her to explain her thot process.
What do you call it when you use explosives in the process of building things?
Weapons of Mass Construction
What do you call an unprofessional process?
Scientists have learned how to send humans into the future. Unfortunately, the process causes the subject's bowels to release uncontrollably.
It's a real blast from the past.
I heard that they figured out how to break down and process corn and make it into plastic-like furniture.
Soon you will be able to purchase your very own veggie-table.
When obese people start to change, which countries help them in the process?
The supportive friend: "U-K?"
The advice friend: thinland
The personal trainer: Core-ia
And the health specialist: Germ-any.
Feel free to add more.
A ventilation system failed during the cleaning process in an industrial coffee roster at work today...
Everyone was sent to the lunch room until the production area was clear of smoke. I told a colleague on the way out that today everyone gets a smoke break!
If someone could just reverse the process of making wine...
If anyone could reverse the process of making wine, that would be grape.
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