If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...

Does that make them Coffinated?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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Before Pterodactyls evolved, dinosaurs could only process information in Pgigadactyls

...I said Pgigadactyls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOldGods37
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I’ve started an organization that grants scholarships to former armed services individuals that want to become animal doctors. Grantees are awarded based on an interview process.

I call it β€œBest bets for vetting vets for vets”

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I'm in the process of adjusting the clocks in my house

Now all my rooms but the kitchen sync.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunMathematician1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Thought process for this one was particularly long winded
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrum7000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Currently in the process of uniting a kingdom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AyalaST
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I created a Linux background process for the Message Analysis Test Tool.

I call it the MATT DAEMON!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunOverdose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I read a very interesting ancient Egyptian blog post describing the embalming process

It was on Tombler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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The chemist who created the periodic table was stumped during his process of developing the table. Suddenly, he realized:

He was missing a key element the whole time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthMaster7
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Since impeachment is an entirely political process...

Will public opinion sufficiently Schifft through these proceedings??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phluper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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To save his business, my butcher is trying an experimental process where he gives his cows magic mushrooms before slaughtering them.

Let's just say...the steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benchwrmr22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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A friend of mine was discouraged that they couldn't come up with dad jokes. I told them anyone can make dad jokes, you just have to stretch out the thought process a little father.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Walking up stairs is a multi-step process
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1111Steve1111
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Learning to walk is a multi-step process
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gonzalk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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If anyone could just reverse the process of making wine, that would be grape.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maax42_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Frequent nap taking slows the aging process.

Especially if you take them when you are driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/millre01
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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"How to break up with your girlfriend: a two step process"

Step 1: take off your glasses

Step 2: say: 'I'm afraid I can't see you anymore!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalaHunterX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I've discovered the exact process by which a woman becomes a thot, but I'm having issues explaining it.

No one can follow my thot process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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My friend asked me about the process of colonoscopy.

Me: forget it...its a pain in the ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldomccoy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I just finished a great documentary about the process by which metal sheets are fastened together with steel bolts.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_iraq_such_as
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Do you know the god who is in charge of the aging process of humans?

He is called as the MANAGER.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Jokster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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Got bored in the process
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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The process of adding puns to a sentence should be called puntuation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sidewinder94
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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What is the process by which cells do not replicate

Fooleosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoedTachanka21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What do you call a long, painful casting process for movies?

Casting Ouch

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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I'm in the process of writing an extraordinary telescope joke.

Watch this space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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If you ask a girl to explain why she cheated on you, you're asking her to explain her thot process.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drsideburns
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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What do you call it when you use explosives in the process of building things?

Weapons of Mass Construction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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What do you call an unprofessional process?

A cess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FittiSigmund
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Scientists have learned how to send humans into the future. Unfortunately, the process causes the subject's bowels to release uncontrollably.

It's a real blast from the past.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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I heard that they figured out how to break down and process corn and make it into plastic-like furniture.

Soon you will be able to purchase your very own veggie-table.

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When obese people start to change, which countries help them in the process?

The supportive friend: "U-K?"

The advice friend: thinland

The personal trainer: Core-ia

And the health specialist: Germ-any.

Feel free to add more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcat74
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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A ventilation system failed during the cleaning process in an industrial coffee roster at work today...

Everyone was sent to the lunch room until the production area was clear of smoke. I told a colleague on the way out that today everyone gets a smoke break!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mostly_Aquitted
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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If someone could just reverse the process of making wine...

That would be grape.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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If anyone could reverse the process of making wine, that would be grape.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lafleur2017
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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