I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".
They called it "Snitches get stitches"
That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.
All TCP communications will be converted to UDP to avoid handshakes.
You could say my creation is a little device-seive.
It was no small feat.
...but I was told I shouldn't make a fountain out of a Moleskine.
(crossposted to /r/fountainpens)