What google application is the most supportive?
Google drive because it always has a folder to cry on.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
My job application was rejected by a juice company...
I shouldnβt have mentioned my solid experience.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What kind of flooring can be used for any application?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...
It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I just read a book about the proper application of adhesive substances
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Why is Excel the most hated of all Microsoft applications?
All it does is spreadsheet.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
I am trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the companies keep denying my application.
They told me, βIf your tent gets blown away, you wonβt be covered.β
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Application or downlication?
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︎ May 30 2020
I programed a new application on my robot that simulates anxiety I call it...
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Due to coronavirus, applications are being moved from TCP to UDP.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
What happened to the dull knife's application
It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
My parents used my Uber to go and file the application ending their marriage.
I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
I heard that Beethoven once wrote a song about a website that lets you submit rental applications online.
He called it "fΓΌr e-leaseβ
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︎ Dec 11 2019
My best job application yet
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︎ Sep 04 2019
I lied on my application for membership to the American Amputee Association
When they found out, I was dismembered.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Lately I have been lying on all of my job applications.
I found them all stuffed under my mattress.
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︎ Sep 18 2018
Google Just launched an application for infants and newborns, it's called
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︎ Sep 26 2019
An iPhone application should be called as an Applecation.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
I just read a patent application for a device that advances through a book while you read it.
It was a real page-turner.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
I wrote up my 20 page patent application for an assistive tech robot that flips pages of a book for you.
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︎ Aug 22 2018
Instagram: An application that lets you instantly summon a grand-mother.
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︎ Mar 22 2018
So I was working in a group planning out a new C# application
I loudly proclaimed "I object."
Boss: To what? We barely started.
Me: Oh, I thought we were using object oriented programming.
Room: groans.
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︎ Sep 29 2017
MIT's Computer Science PhD application only accepts text files. That's really ASCII a lot, in my opinion.
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︎ Nov 07 2016
My university's Archery Club asks for an original joke in it's application form ... I think I'm way ahead of the curve to become a dad
My application reads: Why did the German archer refuse to adopt the Euro?
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Because he missed his mark.
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