What do you call the people who disciplines others who use puns?
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What do you call a serial killer who frequently uses puns?
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Why do dad jokes often use puns?
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Uses Pun, It's Super Effective
Me: Let me see your fan.
Friend: *shows me fan*
Me: I'm much bigger than that. Some might even say your biggest...
Friend: I need you to leave.
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I'm writing a story about a minotaur who uses puns.
He cows his enemies with bad jokes.
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Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
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Went to GameStop to use the bathroom, but it was out of order...
I guess I have to keep holding it.
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I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
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I was taught to never use the Oxford comma
by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate whore.
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Why is βbeefstewβ an unsafe password to use?
Because itβs not Stroganoff.
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Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?
Because if Apollo-F crashed, theyβd have to make an Apollo-G.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
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Why can't athiests use exponents?
Because they don't believe in a higher power.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What should you use with Batman shampoo?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What did the vegetarian use to fix his flat tire?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
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What do you use to cut a Roman Emperorβs hair?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
He could finally use it
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I use a lot of the jokes from here, but I always tell folks where I got them.
Just giving cReddit where it's due.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use both prefixes together,
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I was told I can't use eBay anymore.
I don't know why exactly, they just said it was for biddin'
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When rowing I never know which paddle to use.
I guess it's a case of either-oar.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Teacher: "Use the word sugar in a sentence."
Student: "The tea is too sweet."
Teacher: "Where is sugar in the sentence?"
Student: "In the tea!!"
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︎ Jan 26 2021
If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Curse the creator of autocorrect! I asked my friend what the best shampoo to use was, and he replied βPanettoneβ.
That was last Tuesday, and I still havenβt got all the crumbs out of my hair.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
No matter what shampoo I use, I canβt seem to get rid of my dandruff.
Itβs a real head scratcher.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Why donβt people use bulls to travel?
Because they go when the stop light is red!
(Sorry if this was bad)
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Whatβs the explosive a miner uses?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
My dog has learned out to use the TV remote...
All she does is paws and unpaws.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks together?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What does a dyslexic war general use for his bad breath?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What did the ice cream maker use to water his garden?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
After a few uses, I decided to get rid of my vacuum.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I ran out of toilet paper, so I had use old newspapers...
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︎ Dec 28 2020
My wife often uses the promise of raunchy sex to get little jobs done around the house.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Does anyone still use this thread?
I haven't seen anyone since last year
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Why did the bacteria use the employee entrance?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What do you call a pastry that uses a thesaurus?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What type of phone does David Berkowitz use?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What do wilderness survival experts use to cook their burgers
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︎ Jan 13 2021
You had to use rennet to curdle the milk for making Ricotta, not lemon juice!
This is not the right whey.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
If you don't use a bidet...
You're doing a half-assed job.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What is a necromancer's favourite word to use to cast a spell?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Apparently you canβt use βbeefstewβ as a pass word
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Why do ghosts like to use elevators?
Because it lifts up their spirits
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What weapon do angels use?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
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