What do you call the people who disciplines others who use puns?
What do you call a serial killer who frequently uses puns?
Why do dad jokes often use puns?
Uses Pun, It's Super Effective
Me: Let me see your fan.
Friend: *shows me fan*
Me: I'm much bigger than that. Some might even say your biggest...
Friend: I need you to leave.
I'm writing a story about a minotaur who uses puns.
He cows his enemies with bad jokes.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Went to GameStop to use the bathroom, but it was out of order...
I guess I have to keep holding it.
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
I was taught to never use the Oxford comma
by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate whore.
Why is “beefstew” an unsafe password to use?
Because it’s not Stroganoff.
Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?
Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Why can't athiests use exponents?
Because they don't believe in a higher power.
What should you use with Batman shampoo?
What did the vegetarian use to fix his flat tire?
Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor’s hair?
I use a lot of the jokes from here, but I always tell folks where I got them.
Just giving cReddit where it's due.
Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use both prefixes together,
I was told I can't use eBay anymore.
I don't know why exactly, they just said it was for biddin'
When rowing I never know which paddle to use.
I guess it's a case of either-oar.
Teacher: "Use the word sugar in a sentence."
Student: "The tea is too sweet."
Teacher: "Where is sugar in the sentence?"
Student: "In the tea!!"
If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?
I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "
Curse the creator of autocorrect! I asked my friend what the best shampoo to use was, and he replied “Panettone”.
That was last Tuesday, and I still haven’t got all the crumbs out of my hair.
No matter what shampoo I use, I can’t seem to get rid of my dandruff.
It’s a real head scratcher.
Why don’t people use bulls to travel?
Because they go when the stop light is red!
(Sorry if this was bad)
What’s the explosive a miner uses?
My dog has learned out to use the TV remote...
All she does is paws and unpaws.
What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks together?
What does a dyslexic war general use for his bad breath?
What did the ice cream maker use to water his garden?
After a few uses, I decided to get rid of my vacuum.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I had use old newspapers...
My wife often uses the promise of raunchy sex to get little jobs done around the house.
Does anyone still use this thread?
I haven't seen anyone since last year
Why did the bacteria use the employee entrance?
What do you call a pastry that uses a thesaurus?
What type of phone does David Berkowitz use?
What do wilderness survival experts use to cook their burgers
You had to use rennet to curdle the milk for making Ricotta, not lemon juice!
This is not the right whey.
If you don't use a bidet...
You're doing a half-assed job.
What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
What is a necromancer's favourite word to use to cast a spell?
Apparently you can’t use ‘beefstew’ as a pass word
Why do ghosts like to use elevators?
Because it lifts up their spirits
What weapon do angels use?
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.