What do you call the people who disciplines others who use puns?
What do you call a serial killer who frequently uses puns?
Why do dad jokes often use puns?
Uses Pun, It's Super Effective
Me: Let me see your fan.
Friend: *shows me fan*
Me: I'm much bigger than that. Some might even say your biggest...
Friend: I need you to leave.
I'm writing a story about a minotaur who uses puns.
He cows his enemies with bad jokes.
What kind of chairs do they use in Ireland?
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.
It usually resulted in a long sentence.
Went to GameStop to use the bathroom, but it was out of order...
I guess I have to keep holding it.
Why can't jedi use the Kelvin scale?
Because only a sith deals in absolutes
Which program do jedi use to open PDFs?
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
Do not use “Beefstew” as your computer password
Sometimes I use big words I don’t fully understand.
It makes me sound more photosynthesis.
What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?
What gender pronouns do chocolates use?
What’s a robot say when it has to use the restroom?
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
I was taught to never use the Oxford comma
by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate whore.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
My wife uses nasal spray a lot, to the point we think she is addicted to it. I tried to send her to rehab, but she didn't like it.
She said it was just a bunch of stuffy people.
A wizard and a singer were friends, so the singer invited the wizard to come watch his show, right before the show the singer loses his voice, so to help him sing, wizard uses his magic, the singer turns into a sink, why?
Cuz it was a spell-ing mistake.
Did you know you can't use 'Beef Stew' as a password?
Apparently it's not stroganoff
What type of image format do lion photographers use?
I read that 25% of toddlers in America know how to use an iPad.
Whilst 100% of toddlers in China know how to make one.
The best bakers use real butter so . . . .
there is no margarine for error.
What kind of fax machine did the Trump Administration use?
An alternative facts machine.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms.
Happy St Patrick's Day everyone!
You should never use the plural of a word when you should be using the singular
Why can't athiests use exponents?
Because they don't believe in a higher power.
Why would a Proctologist use 2 fingers during an exam?
Why did my son use wool on his minecraft airfield runway?
True story.
My son was excitedly telling us about his minecraft airfield that he was building, and he explained that, among many other details that my brain ignored, he made the runway out of wool. Other son asked why. I was very excited to tell him that it was because asphalt was expensive, and wool was sheep.
Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?
Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.
I’m planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
I asked my personal trainer at the gym, which type of machine I should use to make myself more attractive to women?
He suggested, the cash machine .
When you can't spell it, use it in a pun
What should you use with Batman shampoo?
Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
What do bees do when they have to use public transport?
Never use tap water as a perfume.
It doesn't make any scents.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Why do astronauts use linux?
Because they can't open windows
What pronouns gender does a chocolate bar use?
Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because you can’t open Windows in space.
Why is “beefstew” an unsafe password to use?
Because it’s not Stroganoff.
Apparently you can't use beef stew as a password.
What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?
Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password 🤔
What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?
Why do astronauts use linux?
Because you can't open windows in space.
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