Abuse Puns

A list of puns related to "Abuse"

Why was the drummer arrested for emoji abuse?

He kept hitting the cymbals

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👤︎ u/errsta
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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People who abuse steroids have ill-gotten gains
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👤︎ u/Max_Is_Homo
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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Where can you look up the definitions of drug abuse, alcoholism, and problem gambling?

Addictionary!

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👤︎ u/KillerFlea
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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People that do a lot of crunches go through a lot of abuse.
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👤︎ u/surgicalfunnel
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Why don't they send alcoholics to jail for substance abuse?

Too many bars.

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👤︎ u/_Winged
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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So I heard Michael Jackson was accused of child abuse

I guess you could say those kids where hit by a smooth criminal.

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👤︎ u/BigBoyMuguff
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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Did you hear about the young BDSM member that had to go to court for abuse, but was let off on a technicality?

The judge said he was just a whippersnapper.

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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After many abuses, the horse finally rebelled after a lack of food.

It was the last straw.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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Sit-ups and crunches are classic forms of abuse
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👤︎ u/CNYguy82
📅︎ Oct 28 2016
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I've been champaigning against alcohol abuse.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Did you hear about the Kelsey Grammer hosted documentary about abuse in male and female prisons?

It’s titled “Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs”

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👤︎ u/FightPigs
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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What do you call a storage room that abuses drugs?

Attic-ded

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👤︎ u/manly-potato
📅︎ Sep 16 2017
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I don't see why Mariah Carey is getting so much abuse.

Every year at Times square someone drops the ball.

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👤︎ u/Szczesnyy
📅︎ Jan 01 2017
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What did Rihanna do about the Chris Brown abuse?

[rihmoved]

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 06 2017
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Dont joke about domestic abuse.

It hits too close to home.

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👤︎ u/moelawn
📅︎ Jul 07 2015
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I heard a new book about domestic abuse was published

You should check it out, it's a big hit right now.

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👤︎ u/Cratoreat
📅︎ Oct 10 2016
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What do you call a storage room that abuses drugs?

Attic-ded

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👤︎ u/manly-potato
📅︎ Sep 16 2017
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