Substance Abuse Puns

A list of puns related to "Substance Abuse"

Why don't they send alcoholics to jail for substance abuse?

Too many bars.

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👤︎ u/_Winged
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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I must have 10 New Order records but I only ever seem to play one of them.

I have a serious Substance abuse problem

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👤︎ u/John_Badman_
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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