You do know that modern appliances are really spying on us, and sending back data on our habits. In fact..
Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits
What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?
Due to my flatulent habits my daughters have started calling me "Farther"
They didn't like it when I retaliated with...
"Daughturds"
I was anxiously waiting to hear the result of the Worst Bad Habit Awards
My dog Minton has a terrible habit of eating shuttlecocks....
So I picked up a pretty bad smoking habit...
My son hates it... he always likes to tell me “dad! Stop! Smoking causes cancer”... I’m always disappointed to inform him, “No son. Smoking causes ashes”
My friend Anne has the habit of hiring & firing people...
I hate to see someone Anne employed.
My friend has this weird habit where he gnaws at bricks when he visits someone’s home.
Doctors are calling it Munch housin’ syndrome.
I have a bad habit of ripping up my artwork if I don't like it.
I probably shouldn't have become a tattoo artist.
Bought a book about my procrastination habit
I had a habit of excess masturbation but I'm glad I was able to beat it.
I had to give up my habit of eating clocks
It was just too time consuming
I have a compulsive habit of obliterating album CD's of classic hard rock bands
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
nuns are literally creatures of habit
You know what they say about old habits...
you can buy them from a boot sale at a convent.
Carrots have a hard time getting rid of bad habits.
It's a deeply rooted issue.
Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
I wonder if nuns ever pick up bad habits
This weekend I will absolutely kick my habit of tapping on dead trees
My grandfather has this weird habit of naming all the fish he catches.
Yesterday he scaled Mount Everest.
I asked my Priest if there were any habits that he couldn't break.
He replied that he prays everyday religiously.
Whenever my friend walks into a room, he has this weird habit of taking the batteries out of all the clocks.
He claims he can stop it at any time.
Archie Bunker was forced to choose between his wife and his drinking habit.
You can’t have your keg and Edith, too
I had a nasty habit.
But then I got it dry cleaned.
This is becoming a habit.
My dad told me that back in the day, Jesus had a habit of leaving doors open all the time.
It’s like he was born in a barn or something.
I kicked a nasty habit today.
Consequently, the nun wearing it filed assault charges against me.
I have a bad habit of crushing things in this machine.
Just downloaded a habit tracker
My friend wants me to end my habit of eating glue.
I have a bad habit of drinking while reading....
Just the other day, I finished Tequila Mockingbird
My friend has a habit of dropping things.
It's getting out of hand.
My wife threatened to leave me over my "filthy and disgusting habits".
I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails.
My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails but I cured her.
I don't have any kids. According to my nephew, this disqualifies me from telling dad jokes. But he's always preaching that my diet is too high in carbohydrates, so my eating habits really irritate him and get under his skin.
I guess this makes me his carbuncle.
The local church's Mother Superior has the worst drinking habit I've ever seen,
I survey election habits of Democrats. My friend surveys election habits of Republicans.
My sister has a dangerous shopping habit. She purchased 1000 kitchen utensils just last week.
She's always been one to take unnecessary whisks, though.
Did you hear about the guy who had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks?
I have a bad habit of not finishing things
I had a habit of excess masturbation but I'm glad I was able to beat it.
Nuns are creatures of habit.
Carrots have a hard time getting rid of bad habits.
It's a deeply rooted issue.
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