What kind of habitat does a rabbit live in?

A rabitat.

My six year old just cooked this up; you're welcome.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/sad_muso
šŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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The board is back in it's natural habitat.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/orlanthi
šŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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A rare picture of ground in its natural habitat
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MrTomas150
šŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Went to the zoo with my dad yesterday and saw a piece of toast in the monkey habitat.

He told me it was bread in captivity.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/764seca
šŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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A wild Deere in its natural habitat.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ahard206
šŸ“…︎ May 04 2014
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New road in Iceland to be halted citing concern for elf habitats.

I was reading through current articles of world news today and came across this relatively lighthearted article. My Father's response made it even better.

Iceland will halt construction of a new road as they have received concerns about the safety of elf habitats.

My father determined that the department responsible for this decision was the "Department of Elf and Safety".


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šŸ‘¤︎ u/calum231
šŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2014
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Guys, I only have one can of tuna left. But it's all right imgur.com/gallery/Mk30olk
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Myburgher
šŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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I'm surrounded by dad jokes

So I'm visiting home in Chicago, and my father took my daughter and I to the zoo. We're at the lion habitat and my dad says to my daughter:

"Hey, you know what that lion is doing? He's just lion around!"

And not 2 seconds later I hear another dad tell his kids:

"Hey! The lion just jumped! Haha no, I'm lion."

Immediately after another dad to his kids:

"You know you can't trust lions, because they're always lion to ya!"

Please send help

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Thexthy
šŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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I've decided to do volunteer work with an organization that builds homes for sea creatures.

It's called habitat for huge manatees.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/earth_humanoid
šŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because its habitat was fragmented

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šŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Iā€™m excited for Shark Week!

Iā€™m going to a used car dealership to watch them in their natural habitat

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šŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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I dad joked my manager. .

I work at a pet store and our order of reptiles came in...

Me: I soaked the new guys and put em in there habitats.

Manager: how are they looking?

Me: Good but there's something about the new chameleon.. he might be a problem

Manager: Whats wrong with him?

Me: I don't trust him, he's got shifty eyes

Manager: Oh god, go get ready for the cricket shipment please.

Edit: wall of text

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Joeymuerte
šŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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Dad joke at the zoo.

I was at the zoo with my girlfriend and we went to the primates area last. When we got there, they had already put the gorillas up and there was a zookeeper in the open-air habitat cleaning it up. I turned to my girlfriend and said, "why is that gorilla wearing clothes?" My girlfriend groaned and the zookeeper shot me the dirtiest look I've ever received in my life.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/FilthyMcnasty87
šŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2014
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