If we have the show "X-Files", Chris Hanson's "To Catch a Predator" could be called "Pedo-Files".
The swordfish has no natural predators to fear...
....except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.
From my 8 year old: Dad, how do camels hide from predators?
Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.
Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!
I walked right into that one lol
What does an animal do when a predator is nearby?
Defeating Predators With Facts & Logic
the stonefish has no natural predator to fear from....
...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.
Natives of the African jungle, when avoiding predators, call the distance between you and a lion a ‘wimb’
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild.
Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
What will you call it if an immigrant starts arguing with a priest?
Predators don't pray. Or do they?
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
I tried to befriend the Predator
A priest in the woods has been attacked by a pack of wolves. In a moment of desperation, the priest started to ask God how to get out of this situation.
The wolves may be predators but he pray
What do you call a document filled with child predators?
Why are buffalo so good at hiding?
To bison time to escape from predators.
Why can’t an aquatic predator and an avian predator team up to fight crime?
Because that would be eel-eagle
Which predator is the most silent?
How do you tell when a child predator is active?
There’s a high number on his pedo-meter
Why are French snails faster than American ones?
What do you call prey that can outrun it's predator?
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up?
What do you call a fight between a Martian and a nerd with no social life?
what is the opposite of a predator?
What do you call a premium redditor?
A nun is teaching her students about the circle of life
"there are either predators or prey in the circle of life" explained the nun. "whatever an animal eats, it is called that animal's prey. for instance, rabbits eat lettuce - thus lettuce is rabbit prey."
"Sister, what is sunlight then?" asked a quizzical child.
smiling, the nun put her hands together and said, "lettuce prey".
Jordan Peterson is a controversial figure but he did figure out something interesting.
So he’s mostly known as a psychologist, self help Guru and “philosopher” but he also did some interesting work in Marine Biology.
One of the papers he worked on was on how the nuclear tests in the Bikini Atol effected Predator genetics.
The results learned that the nuclear tests during the cold war disrupted shark breeding so much that species were splitting apart.
They called it the Post Modern Neo Shark Schism.
Why did the mammoth get in trouble with the archaeologist for texting the dinosaur?
Because the mammoth was to young to predate the dinosaur.
Why don't you ever see penguins in England?
T-Rex was upset that nobody would swipe right
Dating is tough for online predators
There was a weird Crab
Whenever he used to walk, his claws used to make a ta-ta-ta-ta sound.
His other crab people used to be away from him. Due to this sound.
Once he was captured by a predator and was bumped on a rock and got loose from the predators grip and ran away.
After the bump his ta-ta-ta-ta sound went away automatically.
Since that incident, he got friends and a new name- Santa Claus.
What do you call when an illegal immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight?
The swordfish has few predators in the wild.
Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.
if an immigrant fights a pedophile, is that alien vs predator?
Why do koi fish always travel in groups of 4?
So the A koi, the B koi, and the C koi can escape, because they know the predator will always go after the D koi
Koi fish will always travel in groups of four.
Because while A Koi, B Koi and C Koi will get away,the predators will always go for the D Koi.
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