The Great Insect Pun Thread
Start praying man, ‘tis the season.
The teacher looked at Bobby and asked, "Did you write these horrible insect puns on the blackboard?"
Bobby: "I didn't do it, katydid."
You should hear about my insect puns
They’re un bee-lievable
Let’s just hope they don’t fly over your head
Do they bug you?
Anyone else hate insect puns? They really bug me
I went on a walk looking for nectar gathering insects....
thats right, I went on A Bee See(ABC)
What do you call an insect that's in trouble with the law?
My pal and I went to dissect insects in biology class. He looks down and says
I opened my radiator to find a lone insect, wearing sunglasses and a leather jecket. It said. "ayyyy!"
I saw an insect that was trying to jump on a fat guy's chest again and again.
I think it's preying man tits.
What do you call an insect butler
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
I found some insects living in my apartment, but they offered me cash if I let them stay.
Have you heard about hoverflies, the insect that mimics a stinging insect, but doesn't have a stinger?
Where do you insects go for employment and food?
Swarms of flying insects are threatening people all over the city.
The police have deployed all SWAT teams.
What insects are best at math
An insect just flew into my room and exploded...
I think it was a Jihaddy long legs.
Why did the fool start collecting little insects after learning about covid?
He figured he needed antibodies
What kind of insect is scratchy and nasty to you?
I went to one of those insect restaurants, and the service was terrible
Apparently it’s because fly-tipping is not allowed!
An insect once asked R.Kelly if he could prove he was innocent
He said “I believe i can, fly”
I thought I had an insect on my pants.
What do you call a barbecued, blood-sucking insect?
What kind of insect helps people with their taxes?
What do you call an insect who’s good in bed?
What is the most dangerous insect?
My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...
She draws flies and gnats.
Why do military bases have such little amounts of insects?
Because they are strict no-fly zones.
What insect is bad at football ?
What insects produce milk?
"Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing an insect buzzing around me"
"Don't worry it's just a bug that going around"
Is insect spray good for wasps?
What do you call insects that bite you during worship?
What kind of insect can kill germs?
Which insect smells the best?
What insect do hound-dog hate
What do you call it when someone dies from drinking insect spray?
What do you get when you cross the lover of the Russian queen and a flying insect?
What do priests say to get rid of insects in the church?
What kind of insect is hard to understand?
I work in the Garden Center at a DIY store and this joke is the best I can come up with ATM lol.
As an owner of a nightclub, I had small insects discourage unsavory types from entering my establishment...
My friend has an insect parasite that can't stop fidgeting as it sucks blood...
Why did the blood sucking insect learn Latin?
It wanted to be a Roman-tic
What's the best smelling insect?