The Great Insect Pun Thread

Start praying man, β€˜tis the season.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileBrowns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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The teacher looked at Bobby and asked, "Did you write these horrible insect puns on the blackboard?"

Bobby: "I didn't do it, katydid."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-Osterman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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You should hear about my insect puns

They’re un bee-lievable Let’s just hope they don’t fly over your head Do they bug you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeonShine-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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Anyone else hate insect puns? They really bug me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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I went on a walk looking for nectar gathering insects....

thats right, I went on A Bee See(ABC)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vrek86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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What do you call an insect that's in trouble with the law?

A defend-ant

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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My pal and I went to dissect insects in biology class. He looks down and says

Dude, your fly is open

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonimi_il
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I opened my radiator to find a lone insect, wearing sunglasses and a leather jecket. It said. "ayyyy!"

It was a cool ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I saw an insect that was trying to jump on a fat guy's chest again and again.

I think it's preying man tits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What do you call an insect butler

A serveANT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDougy96
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...

Wood ewe bee leaf It?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I found some insects living in my apartment, but they offered me cash if I let them stay.

Now I have ten ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamapizza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Have you heard about hoverflies, the insect that mimics a stinging insect, but doesn't have a stinger?

They're just wanna-bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Where do you insects go for employment and food?

Buzzfeed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSunDowner
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Swarms of flying insects are threatening people all over the city.

The police have deployed all SWAT teams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Am_Cha_Bu_Duo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What insects are best at math

Arithmatics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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An insect just flew into my room and exploded...

I think it was a Jihaddy long legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Why did the fool start collecting little insects after learning about covid?

He figured he needed antibodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snugl-v203
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What kind of insect is scratchy and nasty to you?

The itchy bitchy spider

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I went to one of those insect restaurants, and the service was terrible

Apparently it’s because fly-tipping is not allowed!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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An insect once asked R.Kelly if he could prove he was innocent

He said β€œI believe i can, fly”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeisalone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I thought I had an insect on my pants.

It was just my fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahemkeidb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What do you call a barbecued, blood-sucking insect?

Mesquite-o.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinsfamousch1li
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What kind of insect helps people with their taxes?

An accountant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What do you call an insect who’s good in bed?

A slaying mantis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColaNaught
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What is the most dangerous insect?

The hepatitis bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...

She draws flies and gnats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Why do military bases have such little amounts of insects?

Because they are strict no-fly zones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minecraftepic420
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What insect is bad at football ?

A FumbleBee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What insects produce milk?

Boo Bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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"Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing an insect buzzing around me"

"Don't worry it's just a bug that going around"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Is insect spray good for wasps?

No, it kills them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What do you call insects that bite you during worship?

Mosque-itos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jomr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What kind of insect can kill germs?

A disinfect-ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Which insect smells the best?

Deodor-ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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What insect do hound-dog hate

Mosquitooooooww

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJPokemon
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What do you call it when someone dies from drinking insect spray?

Insecticide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Cosmic_Kitten
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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What do you get when you cross the lover of the Russian queen and a flying insect?

Wa Wa Wasputin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyArnoldPalmer2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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What do priests say to get rid of insects in the church?

Let us spray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carrocko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What kind of insect is hard to understand?

A Mumble-bee. I work in the Garden Center at a DIY store and this joke is the best I can come up with ATM lol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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As an owner of a nightclub, I had small insects discourage unsavory types from entering my establishment...

They were my deter ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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My friend has an insect parasite that can't stop fidgeting as it sucks blood...

He has a nervous tick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Why did the blood sucking insect learn Latin?

It wanted to be a Roman-tic

ETA: a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LurkyTheHatMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What's the best smelling insect?

A deoder-ANT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bk2mummy4u
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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