A termite walks into the local pub and asks,
"Is the bar *tender* here?"
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Two termites walk into a barβ¦
One says is the bar tender here?
Edit:Conma comma comma comma comma chameleon. Because the people who like this joke are a Cultured Club
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Don't mind my pet for eating your ants and termites without greeting you
He's a bit of an awkwaardvark.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What did the termite say when he walked intoa bar?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
What kind of salad do termites eat
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︎ Jul 28 2019
A termite walked into a bar and said βhey is the bartender here?β
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︎ May 10 2019
Termites hate the music of Queen.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Did you hear about the termite who became a standup comedian?
He brought the house down.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
A termite walks into a bar and says: βis the BAR TENDER here?β
This probably isnβt the first time youβve seen this joke
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︎ May 29 2019
Two termites walk into a bar
And ask βWhereβs the bar-tender?β
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︎ Mar 26 2019
A termite walks into a bar and says ...
βis your bartender here?β
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Still not getting it?
He's a termite. He's eats wood. He's curious if the wood your bar is made out of is tender. "Is your bar tender here?" or said another way "is the bar here tender?"
It's funnier after I explained it, right? That's what my wife always tells me.
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︎ Oct 17 2018
Why don't termites drink coffee?
Because then they'd be jitter bugs
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︎ Mar 19 2018
A termite walks into a bar and asks :
"Is the bar tender here?"
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︎ Feb 19 2021
A termite walks into a bar
He asks, "is the bartender here"?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
A termite walks into a bar
and asks βIs the bar tender here?β
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︎ Nov 22 2020
A termite walks into a bar and asks...
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︎ Nov 15 2020
A termite walks into a bar
And asks, "Where's the bartender?"
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︎ Aug 26 2020
A termite walks into a bar and asks...
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︎ Jun 07 2020
A toothless termite walks into a bar
And asks "Is the bar tender here?"
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︎ Mar 26 2020
Two termites walk into a bar
"Is the bar tender here?"
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︎ Apr 01 2020
A termite walks into a bar and asks
βIs the bar tender here?β
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︎ Jan 30 2020
A termite walks into a bar. He sits down and asks...
"Is the bar tender here?"
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︎ May 21 2019
A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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︎ Sep 04 2018
A termite walks into a bar and asks βIs the bar tender here?β
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︎ Nov 11 2019
A termite walks into a bar.
He says,βHey! Whereβs the bartender?β
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︎ Dec 10 2019
A termite walks into a bar and asks βIs the bar tender here?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
A termite walks into a bar
And asks "is the bartender here?"
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︎ Sep 21 2019
A termite walks into a bar and asks βIs the bar tender here?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
A termite walks into a bar and asks βIs the bar tender here?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
A termite walks into a bar and says, βHey!β
βWhereβs the bar tender?β
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︎ Aug 11 2018
A termite walks into a bar
He asks: " Is the bar tender here?"
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︎ May 27 2019
A termite goes to a bar...
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︎ Aug 25 2019
A termite walks into a bar and asks...
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︎ Jun 07 2019
Two termites walk into a bar
One asks βIs the Bar tender here?β
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︎ Dec 20 2018
A termite walks into a pub
And asks 'Is the bar tender here?'
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︎ May 11 2019
A toothless termite walks in to a bar and asks
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︎ Jul 31 2019
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
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︎ May 01 2018
a termite walked into a bar and asked....
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︎ Sep 23 2017
Termite walks into a bar
Says, "Is the bar tender here?"
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︎ Jan 12 2019
A termite walks into a bar
He slams his fist down on the bar and says βWhere is the bar tender?β
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︎ Jul 26 2018
A termite walks in to a bar
He says, "Is the bartender here?"
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︎ Aug 31 2017
A termite walks into a bar and asks
"Is the bar tender here?"
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︎ Apr 30 2019
The toothless termite goes up to a bar and asks,
"Is the bar tender here?"
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︎ Nov 20 2018
A termite walks into a bar...
...and he asks the waitress "Is the bartender?"
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︎ Jun 19 2014
A termite walks into a bar and asks,
βIs the bar tender here?"
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︎ Jun 07 2018
What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?
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︎ May 25 2016
One Day A Termite Walks into a Bar and Asks
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