Ant Puns

A list of puns related to "Ant"

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👤︎ u/Hesso921
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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Ant jokes

I've seen a few of these so lets get em all out in the open, I'll start with the obvious.

What do you call

  1. a dead ant? Irrelevant.
  2. An apologizing ant? Repentant.
  3. An ant that can paint? Rembrant. (It's actually Rembrandt)
  4. An ant that gives advice? consultant.
  5. the best ant? Triumphant.
  6. an ant that just moved here? Transplant.
  7. An important ant? Significant.
  8. A helpful ant? Assistant.
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👤︎ u/frayedczar
📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.
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👤︎ u/TorsoHunter
📅︎ May 22 2021
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If an ant becomes useless....

Is it an irrelevant?

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👤︎ u/feather08126
📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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What’s the best kind of ant?

The DefendANT

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👤︎ u/Greyfaces
📅︎ Jun 03 2021
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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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👤︎ u/Spoffler
📅︎ May 26 2021
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What do you call an ant that never learned to listen?

Ignor(e)ant

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👤︎ u/ericthegonline
📅︎ Jun 03 2021
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Why are ants immune to the coronavirus?

Because they have anty bodys.

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👤︎ u/Theoriginalclarky
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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Why are ants always intelligent? Because they always have the ANTswer
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👤︎ u/Mr_Wolf9
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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Why don’t ant colonies ever get sick?

.... because they’re full of anty bodies

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👤︎ u/Finneagan
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why did the ant call a repairman?

He needed a new antenna

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👤︎ u/THPSROCKS
📅︎ May 20 2021
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Why don’t ants get sick?

They have little anty bodies

(Courtesy of my fellow dad LT)

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👤︎ u/em_79
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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They really mis-named the superhero called "Ant-man"

He should really be called Uncle.

Can't really take credit, my nieces made the joke while watching the movie. Regionally "Aunt" is pronounced as "ant"

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👤︎ u/ResponsibleLimeade
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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What kind of ant smells the best?

Deodorant.

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👤︎ u/overachievingogre
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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I know an ant who's been driving ride shares for a while and just switched to Lyft

...he's ex-Uber-ant

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👤︎ u/fizzmore
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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I just saw a super big ant

its an eleph-ant

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👤︎ u/whyareyoudefensive
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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Ants are cool
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👤︎ u/lolpopicl-5000
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call the acid in an ant?

Ant-acid

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👤︎ u/A_Z_Farabi
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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Why can't ants catch Covid?

They have Anty-bodies.

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👤︎ u/zslayer89
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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Ten ants...
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👤︎ u/dcil0007
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?

They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles!

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👤︎ u/vissik
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?

Boy-ant-C!

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👤︎ u/CryptoReaper5
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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What do ants take when they want to hallucinate ?

Antacid.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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What do you call an ant that has been shunned by his community?

A socially dissed ant.

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👤︎ u/CurlyHead1002
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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Why don’t ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

Edit: THANK YOU!! Kind stranger whoever you are out there, for the silver!! Just trying to keep the kids facepalming and the wives eye rolling. You guys are awesome!

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👤︎ u/BelleskaTROn-
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why does ants don’t bite after they grow taller?

Because they’re tolerant.

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👤︎ u/profusly
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? (SFW don't worry)

Put them in water. If one floats, it's (a) boyant.

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👤︎ u/LocoEva-7139
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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From my 3yo: what do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Antique

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👤︎ u/djeclipz
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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Single ants can live to be 29 years old. Do you know why?

Because they have little antibodies.

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👤︎ u/snappercop
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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I have a business selling foreign ants.

It's Important.

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👤︎ u/Somedudeinspacearena
📅︎ Mar 06 2021
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Why were the ants enthusiastic about next month?

They had to MARCH into April.

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👤︎ u/letscookeverything
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all his uncles were ants.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Saw an Adam & The Ants tribute act

I said “you’re not Adam Ant!”, he said “yeah i am.” we argued all night, but he really was adamant.

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👤︎ u/vwraider
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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Ant Gender Identifier
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👤︎ u/aidanexe
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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A group of ant's working together is called

Antibodies

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👤︎ u/k8lin70
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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What kind of ants keep coming back?

PersistANTS.

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👤︎ u/eat-rainbows
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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Which species of ant is the biggest?

Giants!

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👤︎ u/jaggington
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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How can you tell the difference between male & female ants

Put them in water. Girl ants sink. The rest are boy-ant

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👤︎ u/Father-o5
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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I got caught up in a Fire Ant's Nest....

It was Ant-Agonizing.

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👤︎ u/aWayCup
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant … dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, DEAD ANNNNT!

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👤︎ u/rethinkr
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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Why don't ants get sick

Because they have anty bodies

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👤︎ u/Just_Bee_Pawsitive
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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How can you tell the gender of an ant?

Drop it in water. If its sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant

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👤︎ u/db720
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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What song do you sing when you step on ants?

Dead ant, dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead ant dead annnnttt, dead-ant-dead-ant-dead-ant

(Tune of Pink panther theme)

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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Ever wonder the gender of an ant? Do the water test.

If it sinks it’s a girl ant. If it floats however...

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👤︎ u/CallingYouForMoney
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be called uncles

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👤︎ u/TheFleshGordon
📅︎ Mar 15 2021
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How do you tell the sex of an ant?

Stick it in water. If it sinks it's a girl ant. If it floats it's a buoyant.

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👤︎ u/88reader
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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Why don’t ants get sick

Because they have Ant-ibodies

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👤︎ u/whydatduck66
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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Why don't ants get sick

Because they have little antibodies

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👤︎ u/manukitten2144
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...

Boy ant

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👤︎ u/plap12
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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