I’m ready for the egg puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anipanreads
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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How many egg puns can you people think of
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SMONSTERDJ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Egg puns. From r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eitanwass
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Man, I really love egg puns.

They always crack me up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zer0ifi
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Egg puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealChad318
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Egg puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elite__yeet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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How many egg puns can I fit into a few sentences?

Well, I can roll out dozens of eggscruitating egg puns in just the first sentence alone. But the second one is where I start to crack you up from the amount of egg puns that were in the first sentence. By the third sentence your brain will be scrambled from the amount of egg puns that I cracked while just simply talking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dream0nforever
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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I interrupted my friend when he said he had the best egg puns saying...

I’m really happy for you Omelette you finish, but I have the best egg puns around

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I wouldn’t make an egg pun

Because some yolks aren’t funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swedish_roman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Omlettin' this eggshibit of eggsellent eggample's of eggsciting and eggstraordinary egg puns. Don't eggsecute me I will take an eggsit. I am eggsausted.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hulkpinak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Egg puns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iStealthDude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Shop based egg pun

I need help coming up with a pun for my son's Easter art project. He has done a shop window display using three egg shells as vases in a window box up front. It needs a catchy title based on eggs and shops. Best I've come up with is 'Yolk-al Village Store'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoLo99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2016
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Quite an EGG-citing story

The other day I was working at a restaurant as a cook. Someone ordered a salad that typically has a sliced egg on it with extra egg salad on top. As I made it, I looked over to my coworker and said, "this is a little EGG-sessive."

We spent the next 2 hours making egg puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgeblackbelt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They would crack eachother up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bon-Echo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break.

This is because concrete floors are really hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It I'll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caramio621
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What kind of car does an egg drive

A yolkswagon..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stneutron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Why can’t an egg speak publicly?

He cracks under pressure

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.

There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoonIsTooSpig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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An egg got late to work. He says to his boss:

"Sorry boss, Omelette."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....

"It's a little bit runny".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?

Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tamizander
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Bought some deviled eggs recently.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peters209
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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I just won a contest where you had to guess the recipe that contains flour, eggs, milk, vanilla and baking powder

It was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoor_veer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What would a lumberjack do with an egg?

They would hatchet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trumpigator38
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you do to a murderous egg?

You egg-secute it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Every December, I really like making an emulsion of egg yolks, melted butter and lemon juice.

So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ajellysandwich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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i ordered a chiken and an egg on craigslist...

i'll let you know

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I've never had an eggs benedict at a restaurant as good as the one I can make in my own kitchen.

There's no place like home for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laimbrane
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Texas Prisoner Found Dead After Consuming Smuggled Fish Eggs

He died on Death Roe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up, and that wouldn't be so egg-citingly egg-celent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Police were questioning an egg

He couldn’t say anything, he was scrambling for words.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Eulogy of an egg

He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainBoomerang1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What's an egg worth?

One buk.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Eggs use me. What?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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My dad's answer to what came first, the chicken or the egg?

The one you ordered first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What happens to an egg every time you look at it?

It becomes egg sighted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamadaeleleimy
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?

Egg rolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in prison?

I'll tell you thisβ€” It ain't over easy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Eggs with legs.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goosetropolis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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How does Shrek like his eggs?

Ogre easy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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"Waiter, this boiled egg tastes funny"

"Don't ask me madam. I only laid the table. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I need suggestions for egg puns!

Ive have to to an eggstreme egg drop project and film a video while doing it. We want to make it funny by adding some puns to the video any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danitico10
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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Why should you always eat eggs benedict at home on Christmas?

Because there's no place like home for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PA_Dutch_Oven
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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what does an egg say when it's late?

oh, sorry, OMELETTE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_itxchi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg online

I'll let you know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memetime66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Do you know why the French only eat one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archiewalton09
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

. . . because they'd crack each other up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudebrostien
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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