Iโm ready for the egg puns
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︎ Nov 11 2020
How many egg puns can you people think of
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Egg puns. From r/memes
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Man, I really love egg puns.
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︎ May 07 2020
Egg puns!
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Egg puns!
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︎ Jan 27 2020
How many egg puns can I fit into a few sentences?
Well, I can roll out dozens of eggscruitating egg puns in just the first sentence alone. But the second one is where I start to crack you up from the amount of egg puns that were in the first sentence. By the third sentence your brain will be scrambled from the amount of egg puns that I cracked while just simply talking.
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︎ Jan 06 2020
I interrupted my friend when he said he had the best egg puns saying...
Iโm really happy for you Omelette you finish, but I have the best egg puns around
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︎ Mar 03 2020
I wouldnโt make an egg pun
Because some yolks arenโt funny
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Omlettin' this eggshibit of eggsellent eggample's of eggsciting and eggstraordinary egg puns. Don't eggsecute me I will take an eggsit. I am eggsausted.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
Egg puns...
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︎ Jan 11 2019
Shop based egg pun
I need help coming up with a pun for my son's Easter art project. He has done a shop window display using three egg shells as vases in a window box up front. It needs a catchy title based on eggs and shops. Best I've come up with is 'Yolk-al Village Store'.
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︎ Mar 21 2016
Quite an EGG-citing story
The other day I was working at a restaurant as a cook. Someone ordered a salad that typically has a sliced egg on it with extra egg salad on top. As I made it, I looked over to my coworker and said, "this is a little EGG-sessive."
We spent the next 2 hours making egg puns.
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︎ Jul 01 2014
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They would crack eachother up
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break.
This is because concrete floors are really hard.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It I'll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Why canโt an egg speak publicly?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
An egg got late to work. He says to his boss:
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....
"It's a little bit runny".
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Bought some deviled eggs recently.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
I just won a contest where you had to guess the recipe that contains flour, eggs, milk, vanilla and baking powder
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What would a lumberjack do with an egg?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What do you do to a murderous egg?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Every December, I really like making an emulsion of egg yolks, melted butter and lemon juice.
So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise
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︎ Dec 03 2020
i ordered a chiken and an egg on craigslist...
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I've never had an eggs benedict at a restaurant as good as the one I can make in my own kitchen.
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Texas Prisoner Found Dead After Consuming Smuggled Fish Eggs
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up, and that wouldn't be so egg-citingly egg-celent.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Police were questioning an egg
He couldnโt say anything, he was scrambling for words.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Eulogy of an egg
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What's an egg worth?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Eggs use me. What?
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︎ Apr 05 2020
My dad's answer to what came first, the chicken or the egg?
The one you ordered first.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What happens to an egg every time you look at it?
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︎ May 12 2020
What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in prison?
I'll tell you thisโ It ain't over easy.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Eggs with legs.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
How does Shrek like his eggs?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
"Waiter, this boiled egg tastes funny"
"Don't ask me madam. I only laid the table. "
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I need suggestions for egg puns!
Ive have to to an eggstreme egg drop project and film a video while doing it. We want to make it funny by adding some puns to the video any suggestions?
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︎ Mar 18 2015
Why should you always eat eggs benedict at home on Christmas?
Because there's no place like home for the hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
what does an egg say when it's late?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I ordered a chicken and an egg online
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Do you know why the French only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
. . . because they'd crack each other up!
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