How many egg puns can you people think of
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Egg puns. From r/memes
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Egg puns!
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Man, I really love egg puns.

They always crack me up.

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Egg puns!
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How many egg puns can I fit into a few sentences?

Well, I can roll out dozens of eggscruitating egg puns in just the first sentence alone. But the second one is where I start to crack you up from the amount of egg puns that were in the first sentence. By the third sentence your brain will be scrambled from the amount of egg puns that I cracked while just simply talking.

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I interrupted my friend when he said he had the best egg puns saying...

Iโ€™m really happy for you Omelette you finish, but I have the best egg puns around

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I wouldnโ€™t make an egg pun

Because some yolks arenโ€™t funny

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Omlettin' this eggshibit of eggsellent eggample's of eggsciting and eggstraordinary egg puns. Don't eggsecute me I will take an eggsit. I am eggsausted.
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Egg puns...
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Shop based egg pun

I need help coming up with a pun for my son's Easter art project. He has done a shop window display using three egg shells as vases in a window box up front. It needs a catchy title based on eggs and shops. Best I've come up with is 'Yolk-al Village Store'.

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Quite an EGG-citing story

The other day I was working at a restaurant as a cook. Someone ordered a salad that typically has a sliced egg on it with extra egg salad on top. As I made it, I looked over to my coworker and said, "this is a little EGG-sessive."

We spent the next 2 hours making egg puns.

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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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I ordered a chicken and an egg online

I'll let you know

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I go to the store and buy 2 eggs, a loaf of bread, and some milk. The cashier says โ€œyou must be singleโ€ and I respond with โ€œhow did you know?โ€

She responded, โ€œ because you are ugly!โ€

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What happens to an egg every time you look at it?

It becomes egg sighted

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โ€œBack in the day...โ€ my dad started to say. โ€œYou could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a bit of butter as well. But today...โ€ he lamented...

โ€œWherever you go, there are those darn cameras!"

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This is egg-scruciating
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Eggs use me. What?
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What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken!

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From my six year old: What do you call a dinosaur with rotten eggs?

Eggstinked.

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Why do the French never have two eggs for breakfast?

Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.

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What do you call a person having sex with an undercooked egg?

Soft core porn

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Whatโ€™s an eggโ€™s LEAST favorite drug?

Crack!

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A man is buying a banana, an apple, and two eggs. The female cashier says: โ€œYou must be single.โ€ The man answers: โ€œWow, how did you know that?โ€

Cashier: โ€œBecause youโ€™re ugly.โ€

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You know how only the strongest sperm gets to fertilise the egg?

I guess you could call it survival of the fetus.

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Just ordered a chicken and an egg off of Amazon.

I'll let you know...

Edit: For those that want the results

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

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This sub is full of eggs

We all have the same yolks

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There was no fork to stir my eggs, and though my wife asked me not to use it for this purpose

It was a whisk I had to take

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Where do you find eggs in a supermarket?

In exile

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What did Kanye say to the egg?

"Omelette you finish..."

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"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathamachicken.

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Should I stock up on eggs before the next shut down?

I am having an eggs essential crisis.

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My son bet me he could eat 150 eggs, but he ended up puking and quitting at 144.

It was gross.

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I told my friend his โ€˜hundred eggs in five daysโ€™ diet made me deathly ill.

He told me that was an eggsaturation.

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What did the man say to the sad German egg noodle?

You'll always be spaetzle to me!

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Ever heard the joke of the egg that rolled down the cliff?

The ending just cracks me up!

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What did the heron say woefully whilst looking at her clutch of eggs?

Ack! I have so many egrets!

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Why did the chef serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because thereโ€™s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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Do you know what happens when you crack an egg?

It becomes a shell of its former self.

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My friend tried to sell me his used Easter egg decorating kit...

I said, "no thanks. I'll Paas."

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Why donโ€™t eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they crack each other up!

(Iโ€™m โ€˜yolkingโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

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I went to a French restaurant and ordered 10 eggs

The waitress said thatโ€™s more than en-ล“uf!

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Bacon and eggs walk into a bar

Bartender says โ€œget out of here, we donโ€™t serve breakfast!โ€

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How did the French come up with the word for egg?

Someone accidentally dropped one!

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85% of Muslims prefer their eggs Sunni side up.
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What do you call a dad who jokes about eggs?

Dad yolks.

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Egg: If you take me seriously, you'll leave my shell intact and not remove my whites. Me: *Breaks Egg and removes whites*

Egg: Am I a yolk to you?

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I ordered a chicken and an egg

Iโ€™ll let you know

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I Like My Eggs Plane!
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Bacon and eggs walk into a bar...

The bartender says: โ€œSorry, we donโ€™t serve breakfast.โ€

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I had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken.

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Why did the rooster stop laying eggs?

Too many dad yolks

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Know why I love hard boiled eggs?

Theyโ€™re hard to beat!

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Why don't eggs like jokes?

the crack up

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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it down hill!

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I see your one egg is an oeuf joke... (https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/holwt9/why_do_the_french_never_have_two_eggs_for/)

But remember the real reason is because they don't deux-oeuf it.

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I used to have an irrational fear of eggs. . .

...but I beat it.

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What is the egg capital of Japan?

Yolkohama!

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"This egg carton has a barncode."
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What kind of car does an egg drive?

A Yolkswagen

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Some people like in Toad in the Hole, but I like my eggs a toast boat.

Unfortunately, it can only be bought in a bay kery.

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Can we not make any egg related dad jokes on this sub

They are uneggceptable

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How do you separate eggs?

You put each egg in a different place.

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I bought a dozen medium eggs yesterday.

They keep telling me I have an eggs-cellent future ahead of me if I would just break out of my shell.

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What do eggs say when they turn up?

Omelette

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(Beatles) Come together, sperm and egg..

O-vary

I dont even know if this make sense, I should have been asleepp 4 hours ago

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Why didn't the Egg go to the Comedy festival?

He heard that the comics had the crowds cracking up

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I was going to tell a pun about eggs

But nobody would get the yolk

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

Iโ€™ll let you know.

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What came first the chicken or the egg?

The rooster

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My eggs went to the playground without my permission today.

But omelette it slide

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Egg or chick
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My wife asked for eggs this morning

I said: Yolk k

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This egg carton has a "barncode"
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I ordered an egg dish at a restaurant. When I finished, I asked the waiter for another one and he said...

"No, sir, that's un oeuf."

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Why do French people have only 1 egg for breakfast?

Because in France, 1 egg is enough.

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I found one hard boiled egg in the fridge

It was the last one in the container. I took one bite and spit it out - no idea how long it had been there but clearly it had been too long.

"Rotten egg?" my husband asks. I agree. He says "Makes sense, it was the last one there."

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I cracked open an egg and all this yellow goo came out.

I was like: is this some kind of yolk?!

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Do you know what is the worst part about being an egg?

You get laid only once

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I had a plan to fry eggs for breakfast, but I dropped them

So I had to scramble

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A polygon that lays eggs.

Hendecagon.

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My easter decoration is an egg-cellent break dancer. v.redd.it/t563s1xkfas41
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Did you hear the one about egg whites?

Never mind, you wouldn't get the yolk.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kgold0
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 10
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How do Right Said Fred like their eggs?

Deeply Dippy

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thegasketmaker
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 16
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I need suggestions for egg puns!

Ive have to to an eggstreme egg drop project and film a video while doing it. We want to make it funny by adding some puns to the video any suggestions?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Danitico10
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nitevid
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 09
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Whatโ€™s an eggโ€™s LEAST favorite drug?

Crack!

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 21
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FlyInSoup
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 16
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SpivLife
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 14
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I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

I'll let you know.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RobRoy333
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 08
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Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.

The bartender says โ€œsorry, we donโ€™t serve breakfast.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rav4xle
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 25
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What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Gnarseph
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