Well, I can roll out dozens of eggscruitating egg puns in just the first sentence alone. But the second one is where I start to crack you up from the amount of egg puns that were in the first sentence. By the third sentence your brain will be scrambled from the amount of egg puns that I cracked while just simply talking.
I’m really happy for you Omelette you finish, but I have the best egg puns around
Because some yolks aren’t funny
I need help coming up with a pun for my son's Easter art project. He has done a shop window display using three egg shells as vases in a window box up front. It needs a catchy title based on eggs and shops. Best I've come up with is 'Yolk-al Village Store'.
The other day I was working at a restaurant as a cook. Someone ordered a salad that typically has a sliced egg on it with extra egg salad on top. As I made it, I looked over to my coworker and said, "this is a little EGG-sessive."
We spent the next 2 hours making egg puns.
This is because concrete floors are really hard.
It I'll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.
He cracks under pressure
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
"Sorry boss, Omelette."
"It's a little bit runny".
Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.
It was a piece of cake.
They would hatchet.
You egg-secute it!
Because there's no place like home for the hollandaise.
So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise
i'll let you know
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
He died on Death Roe.
They'd crack each other up, and that wouldn't be so egg-citingly egg-celent.
He couldn’t say anything, he was scrambling for words.
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
oh, sorry, OMELETTE.
I'll let you know
Because one egg is un oeuf
The one you ordered first.
It becomes egg sighted
I'll tell you this— It ain't over easy.
"Don't ask me madam. I only laid the table. "
Ive have to to an eggstreme egg drop project and film a video while doing it. We want to make it funny by adding some puns to the video any suggestions?