Iโ€™m ready for the egg puns
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/anipanreads
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How many egg puns can you people think of
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Egg puns. From r/memes
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Man, I really love egg puns.

They always crack me up.

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Egg puns!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheRealChad318
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Egg puns!
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How many egg puns can I fit into a few sentences?

Well, I can roll out dozens of eggscruitating egg puns in just the first sentence alone. But the second one is where I start to crack you up from the amount of egg puns that were in the first sentence. By the third sentence your brain will be scrambled from the amount of egg puns that I cracked while just simply talking.

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I interrupted my friend when he said he had the best egg puns saying...

Iโ€™m really happy for you Omelette you finish, but I have the best egg puns around

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
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I wouldnโ€™t make an egg pun

Because some yolks arenโ€™t funny

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Omlettin' this eggshibit of eggsellent eggample's of eggsciting and eggstraordinary egg puns. Don't eggsecute me I will take an eggsit. I am eggsausted.
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Egg puns...
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Shop based egg pun

I need help coming up with a pun for my son's Easter art project. He has done a shop window display using three egg shells as vases in a window box up front. It needs a catchy title based on eggs and shops. Best I've come up with is 'Yolk-al Village Store'.

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Quite an EGG-citing story

The other day I was working at a restaurant as a cook. Someone ordered a salad that typically has a sliced egg on it with extra egg salad on top. As I made it, I looked over to my coworker and said, "this is a little EGG-sessive."

We spent the next 2 hours making egg puns.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They would crack eachother up

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I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break.

This is because concrete floors are really hard.

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It I'll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What kind of car does an egg drive

A yolkswagon..

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Why canโ€™t an egg speak publicly?

He cracks under pressure

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My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.

There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.

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An egg got late to work. He says to his boss:

"Sorry boss, Omelette."

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I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....

"It's a little bit runny".

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?

Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.

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Bought some deviled eggs recently.
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I just won a contest where you had to guess the recipe that contains flour, eggs, milk, vanilla and baking powder

It was a piece of cake.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What would a lumberjack do with an egg?

They would hatchet.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you do to a murderous egg?

You egg-secute it!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BowelMovementator
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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Why should you always eat eggs benedict at home on Christmas?

Because there's no place like home for the hollandaise.

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Every December, I really like making an emulsion of egg yolks, melted butter and lemon juice.

So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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i ordered a chiken and an egg on craigslist...

i'll let you know

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I've never had an eggs benedict at a restaurant as good as the one I can make in my own kitchen.

There's no place like home for the hollandaise.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Laimbrane
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Texas Prisoner Found Dead After Consuming Smuggled Fish Eggs

He died on Death Roe.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up, and that wouldn't be so egg-citingly egg-celent.

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Police were questioning an egg

He couldnโ€™t say anything, he was scrambling for words.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DogEatingSpaghetti
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Eulogy of an egg

He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What's an egg worth?

One buk.

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what does an egg say when it's late?

oh, sorry, OMELETTE.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/_itxchi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg online

I'll let you know

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/memetime66
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Do you know why the French only eat one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/archiewalton09
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Eggs use me. What?
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My dad's answer to what came first, the chicken or the egg?

The one you ordered first.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bonp27
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What happens to an egg every time you look at it?

It becomes egg sighted

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What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?

Egg rolls

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in prison?

I'll tell you thisโ€” It ain't over easy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Eggs with legs.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/goosetropolis
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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How does Shrek like his eggs?

Ogre easy

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/oasishippie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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"Waiter, this boiled egg tastes funny"

"Don't ask me madam. I only laid the table. "

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I need suggestions for egg puns!

Ive have to to an eggstreme egg drop project and film a video while doing it. We want to make it funny by adding some puns to the video any suggestions?

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Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

. . . because they'd crack each other up!

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