My kid wasn't sure if he wanted eggnog or not.

You might say he's eggnostic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pigamatoria
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Did you know Japan has their own line of Eggnog?

They export it from Nog-asaki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeX13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...

I'm eggnogstic

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Why doesn't Santa have much of a religious opinion during the holidays?

Due to his diet, he tends to be eggnog-stic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pricklydoughball
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Santa Claus?

Eggnog-stic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JessNicole114
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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I hear the local hospital is doubling their beds.

I think the patients will enjoy the extra bedspace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sain72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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My wife is making a wreath from a garland.

After the third time the garland broke from her pulling it through the wreath form, she complained. I said , β€œHoney, it can’t be helped , it lacks tinsel strength β€œ.

On an unrelated note, I have lost eggnog privileges for the duration of the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altkarlsbad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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Xmas dad

My cousin shows up for Christmas dinner:

"I brought some SERIOUS eggnog"

Dad: "Do I need my satellite radio to drink it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ngram11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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dad joked my dad last night.

Getting into the christmas spirit, i went out and bought some eggnog, i was drinking it last night. my dad walked into the kitchen as was watching me drink it.

dad- 'god, that looks disgusting, how could you drink something that is made of egg?'

me- 'have you had it?'

dad- 'no'

me- 'well, you shouldn't nog it till you try it'

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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