A list of puns related to "Eggnog"
You might say he's eggnostic.
They export it from Nog-asaki
I'm eggnogstic
Due to his diet, he tends to be eggnog-stic
Eggnog-stic.
I think the patients will enjoy the extra bedspace.
After the third time the garland broke from her pulling it through the wreath form, she complained. I said , βHoney, it canβt be helped , it lacks tinsel strength β.
On an unrelated note, I have lost eggnog privileges for the duration of the day.
My cousin shows up for Christmas dinner:
"I brought some SERIOUS eggnog"
Dad: "Do I need my satellite radio to drink it?"
Getting into the christmas spirit, i went out and bought some eggnog, i was drinking it last night. my dad walked into the kitchen as was watching me drink it.
dad- 'god, that looks disgusting, how could you drink something that is made of egg?'
me- 'have you had it?'
dad- 'no'
me- 'well, you shouldn't nog it till you try it'
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