A list of puns related to "Nutmeg"
Before boarding the plane, he threw some salt off the flight bridge
After they landed, he tossed some paprika
On the next leg, some nutmeg and a pinch of cumin.
The flight crew saw the combination, there was only one conclusion they could make...
He was a seasoned traveler
Change my mind.
So you're saying you need some sage advice?
The dad suddenly sits up, sniffs the air and runs to the narrow opening.
"Somebody is baking! I smell nutmeg!"
The mother runs over and wedges herself in the remaining opening.
"Ooh! I smell vanilla and cinnamon!"
The baby poked and prodded but couldn't get past his mom and dad to smell the outside air.
"Oh man! All I smell is mole asses!"
I'm looking for a few spice/herb related puns, specifically:
Any ideas are appreciated!
My wife asked me if I loved her or fotball the most. So i asked her to open her legs and let me show her what I can do.
So i nutmegged her
Him: You need to double the spices in the cake, because I don't think there's enough. So, where it says 1 tsp nutmeg, put two...
Her: Yeah, I know how to double, dad.
Him: But don't double everything, because then you just get a bigger cake.
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